if I had to guess

you'd probably be a 415 (tops)

That she had to wait for gonzo to leave? I agree.

Btw hootie is a little slow. I should point out I was joking with her. Gonzo is one of the few good ones on here.

Nah.

I just don't need to see a 35 year old mother in yoga pants. Sounds gross.

I'm sure Gonzo will still post on here.

Yoga pants? LMAO Like I do that Yoga crap.

I'm 34. 5'4" 125. Yep, gross. I'll do you the favor and not post a pic.

thanks

it seems like we're really getting along

No. I'm just bored, (and had too much wine to give a shit what I post).

:eek:.... :clap:

I'm not sure the best two decades of my life could have been purchased by any single woman for less than 8 figures. No way I'd give them away for free at the risk of losing half of everything at any random moment.

My longest relationship was 7 years, ended 10 years ago, and I haven't been in another one since.

td;pt

(too drunk, please translate)

I enjoy a lot of random pussy.

Unless they're make it rain rich they'll have to wait until I'm older, or learn to share.

I had one that did. She did fess up voluntarily and then just claimed she was marking her territory.

I laughed :)

Time for the plastic sheets.

So 15 to this minute? Is that what you're saying?

It was about 3 drops and I didn't even know...

Oh, I see. I think.

That girl owes you a new mattress. Marking her territory or not, that shit isn't right.

I had one that did it too, but I wasn't laughing because it was swamped. Woke up, realized what the **** had happened, took a shower, and then grudge ****ed it before leaving.

This was years ago and she STILL does it. Some bitches shouldn't drink.

Or at least know where the hell the toilet is. Speaking of which... excuse me.

(4 glasses of wine, 3 shots of whiskey)

So, serious question, I should lie and say I don't have a college degree on job applications right?

You're lost, buddy. The Job Megathread is down the hall and to the left.

I fail to see how my question isn't any less relevant to is thread than Hooties exploits or bed pissing anecdotes.

Dude do you not like cougars?

You lie your ****ing ass off is what you do.

You should be gold on dating sites. Most don't care what you make only that you have a degree that you may or may not even be able to use.

I'm looking for...Bachelors Degree
Income:No preference
Job: No preference

ROFL

Got a 43 year old coming over this week

Got a 26 year old coming now.

What's his name?

Probably something old, like Dawn.

.... or Frank.

Disappointing dates are disappointing. Boo.

She was hot, but utterly boring, eh?

The girl last week I had dated briefly last year. Was interested then but timing wasn't right for us. This time around I wasn't into her at all. Plus she was a much worse kisser than I remembered.

Tonight was a new girl. Ended up not attracted to her physically, mentally, or any other way.

Whoa. Was this a blind date or something?

I wish I had your resiliency, DaKCMan.

It's my worst flaw.

Tonight, yeah - basically.

It hasn't been easy, brah. I'm kind of getting to the point now where I'm just going to take a break unless someone who amazes me comes along. I'm not going to lower my standards, I'm getting a little deflated with recent events, and work travel is going to get crazy over the next few months.

How did that get set up?

I seriously think you should try match.com.

There are tons of high quality girls on there.

Through acquaintances. It wasn't a formal date, kind of a meet-up at a nearby bar/restaurant so it wasn't anything crazy.

Eh - maybe I'll get to that point. Right now I think I may just take a break from it all.

What do you do for work, KCMan? If you don't mind me asking..

It's my view you're doing something wrong if you are paying for a dating service.

How so?

I disagree. Dating is a numbers game. It's a good way to hit a lot of bitches all at once, rapid fire. Less guessing. You can define your targets more narrowly.

And match.com costs a little bit, but there are a lot more high quality women. And certainly more white girls. :evil:

It makes sense for some people. I'm not doing it, but I moved to Minneapolis knowing almost nobody and my job doesn't exactly allow me much time or energy to go crazy with extracurriculars (where it's often best to meet potential dates).

I still meet people to date through every day life, but only in very infrequent situations. I have a profile on a free dating site, and I can attest to the fact that women worth my attention are scarce there. If I go several months after my recent breakup without a single promising date, I might just consider signing up.

Yeah I see a lot of beat bitches on free sites.

Match.com though...holy shit...I was blown away by all these hot girls on the internet...it was amazing.

How many dates have you landed off there and how many were successful dates?

Question, do both parties have to be paying members in order to read messages or just one person?

Both.

Sounds like a waste of money for clay

I'm an engineer.

It's my view that your view is short sided.

Clay - you need to use christianmingle.com.

....find God's choice. God endorses the website.

Are you in sales or just do a lot of on-site support? You travel for work a hell of a lot more than I ever have had to do.

Hmm. Maybe worth giving a shot?

I work in the aerospace industry in a specialized test area so most of my work travel is to various test facilities around the country.

Cool. Do you like it?

I avoided engineering jobs that required travel because I hate it (plus had young kids at the time). I've had to do a little for training but it is pretty infrequent now.

It's challenging. I get to work with a lot of hardware (component-level, CCA level, system level), do some design, analysis, etc. but there's also paperwork, hand holding, and bureaucratic BS that goes along with any large corporation.

The test trips are good & bad. I like being in the field testing but the facilities we rent are typically 24hrs so we usually rent 48-72hrs at a time split into 12-hr shifts and sometimes I take the night shift which can be rough. The facilities are also expensive (~$1k/hr) so you better make damn sure your test is ready and things are checked out when you're there to maximize time & $$.

I like to travel and I don't have anything (wife, kids, pets) keeping me from traveling. You get to know your co-workers pretty well on these trips and we've built a pretty good team so it works out.

Its a real shame when 2 people connect so amazingly well but don't get together due to various circumstances, be it one of them is looking for more looks/money/confidence in their partner. Or just bad timing or setting.

I've beeen dating the same woman for like 14 months now. Haven't had any CP time since I knocked her up, but I still check the site once in awhile. I'm really excited to be a dad. Missed anything around here the last couple months(not necessarily this thread, but on CP in general)?

Clay finallly came out.
We found out Omaha is morbidly obese.
Bob Dole actuallly doesn't exist in real life
Herm was fired.

Hootie is a coffee table hating drunk.
Clay claims to have had sex with a real live woman.
Buck is bad at packing for vacation.
Frazod is fat.
Rico is a man of few words.

Several, in fact!

Some more than once!

I could fake being a good christian boy. I was one for most of my youth.

I've only had sex with a woman once, once.

Edit: And it was a girlfriend, and it was awful (on my end), and she told me to hurry up and cum, and then she dumped me.

Edit #2: It wasn't a girlfriend, but a chick I had been dating for about a month.

Congratulations, bro!

LMAO Dude, that's rough. You gotta give us the scoop on that one.

Take satisfaction she at least let you finish. She could of lied and kanye'd you.

I was fat and was too afraid to take off my shirt and made it super uncomfortable, then she pity ****ed me anyways. This was the 2nd girl I ever slept with.

Interesting that you've only ever "wham-bam-thankyou-ma'amed" once.

I find attractive girls I meet fall into one of two categories. Relationship. Or just sex.

If it's the latter, after one or two times, I tend to not want to spend the effort of dating or hanging out just to have sex...so I fizzle it. Somehow, my personality doesn't ever lead to straight up "sex only" relationships with anyone.

She thank you ma'ammed me, or else that number would be zero.

I'm not sure if it's not wanting to let go of easy sex, or just always getting a little too emotionally invested, probably a mixture of both.

Probably that.

From what I gather, you were fat for most of your adult life?

Yeah, I was fat until about 4 months ago. I'm 27.

So.. You guys are saying..

That I've missed nothing. Haha thanks. :)

Thanks man!

Pretty much. Congrats dude!

Thanks! Hopefully my kid is awesome.

I disregarded everyone's advice and hung out with my ex a few times since we broke up, but it was just making me feel shittier, so today I ended it for good. I thought I would feel like crap, but I can't believe how good I feel right now. I'm sure that will change at some point, but man I'm breathing easy for the first time in weeks.

I clearly need to work on my maturity before I find someone else to have a relationship with.

you're breathing easy because you're not stressing out about that dumb bitch anymore

There will be ups & downs. You'll feel good, then shitty. Just let time take its course, brah.

Now empty your nuts into some POF hoodrat