So you found some sheila going through moral bankruptcy protection and you schtupped her, huh Aussie?

Also, you just posted a gif with an obscenity which is a bypassing of the filter so BAN HIS ASS

Someone got some Aussie poon

Anyone ever read the pe gym or try their excercises? ROFL

I wouldn't mind having a bigger dick. I'm talking 8 inches of coke can girth.

Would probably make getting head a no go but the reaction when you whip that log out would be hilarious.

Did you try keggle exercises?

Kegles work. Stretching your dick seems kind of creepy though. These guys are shooting for that coke can look Virus mentions. The shock and awe look.

curling 50 pound dumbbell's, my junk is bigger than my forearms.

Then your girl would just cheat on you with some guy that she could actually handle without feeling like her soul is going to be ripped in half?

I've never done kegels and I was just kidding about having a dick that big. That would just be ridiculous LMAO My dick is big enough to do some work and any bitch that doesn't think so can kick rocks.

I boned this fat chick after the club one time. She had been begging for the D for a while but I was like nahhhhhhhh, you're fat. I was hella drunk leaving the club, struck out with a couple late night booty call attempts and got desperate.

So I texted this chick and threw up the Hail Mary. She was probably pushing a deuce fitty so of course she caught it. I roll through and get to helping this bitch burn some calories but just couldn't keep my lil partna in the game. I ended up going through two or three condoms that night because I kept going soft (which was probably a combo of whiskey dick and this chick being a behemoth). I roll over, drunk as hell so you know I didn't give a damn that I just failed to perform and she's like "welllll, you know, I'm on birth control so you don't have to wear a condom....." NEGATIVE, GHOST RIDER. Bitch tried to catch me slippin!

Anyway, I passed out shortly thereafter and woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back. I had the illest headache and she was trying to cook me some eggs but I just wanted to get the **** out of there. I figured I'd be nice and talk to her for a bit so somehow we ended up talking about dick size and she's like "yeah, my ex boyfriend grew his dick an inch and a half by doing kegels". She swore on it and said she'd seen the process and everything. I don't know if it was true but just thought I'd share.

Yeah, **** all that.

I like to go deep. I'm talking burying my sword to the hilt, feel me? I've actually hit cervix on a few girls I've had sex with and it's not a pleasant feeling. Imagine only being able to use 75% of your **** stick.. Or not being able to get head.

No. That's not the life for me.

so you nailed the whale with your Bar S frank, it's cool brah.

My first roommate in the Air Force said he hit bottom on some white chick so hard that she puked pretty violently. Also said she wouldn't stop calling him, either. Heh.

Well, yes, I guess so. The reason I told the story was because PGM mentioned penis enlargement. This chick swore that it worked so I wanted to share.

Hah. I wouldn't doubt it.

I don't want to turn this thread into a filthy sex pot, but it's late and you guys are my road dawgs so **** it. Lately I've been getting more into the rough stuff. Nothing major but, you know.. Some hair pulling, biting, spanking, and just generally trying to blast through her stomach.

I can confirm that women really, really like that stuff.

thread turned stupid, I'm out.

LMAO