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Frazod 07-17-2012 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 8747391)
How did witnesses know he had one? :banghead:
Obviously it was a lucky guess! LMAO

Frankie 07-17-2012 11:06 AM
- When you get this news from cable instead of CP you get happy.
- When you get happy you celebrate Dumbervil'e arrest.
- When you celebrate Dumbervil'e arrest you realize he may not be on the field against the Chiefs.
- When you realize he may not be on the field against the Chiefs he probably won't be on the field against the Chiefs.
- When he won't be on the field against the Chiefs Matt Cassel ****s up less.
- When Matt Cassel ****s up less he'll stay the Chiefs quarterback.
- When Matt Cassel stays the Chiefs quarterback Ricky Stanzi does not see the field.
- When Ricky Stanzi does not see the field we are all ****ed.

- Don't be all ****ed. Get your news from the CP instead of cable.

Rain Man 07-17-2012 11:15 AM
So in reading these posts, it sounds like some evil people cut off Dumervil's car, threw stuff at him, planted a gun in his car and his friend's car, and then enlisted a blind Victoria's secret into the conspiracy. And then Perrish Cox impregnated the blind Victoria's Secret woman without her knowledge or consent, but it wasn't rape. Do I have the story right?

loochy 07-17-2012 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 8747443)
- When you get this news from cable instead of CP you get happy.
- When you get happy you celebrate Dumbervil'e arrest.
- When you celebrate Dumbervil'e arrest you realize he may not be on the field against the Chiefs.
- When you realize he may not be on the field against the Chiefs he probably won't be on the field against the Chiefs.
- When he won't be on the field against the Chiefs Matt Cassel ****s up less.
- When Matt Cassel ****s up less he'll stay the Chiefs quarterback.
- When Matt Cassel stays the Chiefs quarterback Ricky Stanzi does not see the field.
- When Ricky Stanzi does not see the field we are all ****ed.

- Don't be all ****ed. Get your news from the CP instead of cable.
Is this your new schtick?

loochy 07-17-2012 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8747467)
So in reading these posts, it sounds like some evil people cut off Dumervil's car, threw stuff at him, planted a gun in his car and his friend's car, and then enlisted a blind Victoria's secret into the conspiracy. And then Perrish Cox impregnated the blind Victoria's Secret woman without her knowledge or consent, but it wasn't rape. Do I have the story right?
Don't forget that soon after, Dumervil was drunk and crashed his 2010 escalade into a telephone pole in the Hamptons.

Frankie 07-17-2012 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 8747470)
Is this your new schtick?
No, just moved to the correct thread.

Quesadilla Joe 07-17-2012 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 8747134)
The Orange Mane is just comedic excellence at the moment, now more so than ever. I highly suggest anyone giving it a read on this subject if you need some entertainment LMAO
The people on the Orange Mane hate the Broncos more than the people on CP do.

Quesadilla Joe 07-17-2012 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 8747391)
How did witnesses know he had one? :banghead:
The guys in the Impala told the witness that they had a gun and to call the cops.

-King- 07-17-2012 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8747560)
The guys in the Impala told the witness that they had a gun and to call the cops.
So the people in the Impala did see the gun then?

MagicHef 07-17-2012 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8747467)
So in reading these posts, it sounds like some evil people cut off Dumervil's car, threw stuff at him, planted a gun in his car and his friend's car, and then enlisted a blind Victoria's secret into the conspiracy. And then Perrish Cox impregnated the blind Victoria's Secret woman without her knowledge or consent, but it wasn't rape. Do I have the story right?
I didn't see the story, but according to a poster on OM, the Victoria Secret lady admitted to just repeating what the other parties in the traffic incident told her, and not actually seeing Elvis with a gun.

Garcia Bronco 07-17-2012 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 8747391)
How did witnesses know he had one? :banghead:
I don't know. Perhaps they lied and got lucky. I am sure this has happened to a number of men and women that frequent this board. LOL

vailpass 07-17-2012 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 8746749)
From the Orange Mane about the Victoria's Secret "witness"
If this is true Steinberg will rip an asshole so big this might not get to court.
Of course, Judge/Jury/Executioner Wapner-Goodell will hold court regardless. That's the one I fear.

Rain Man 07-17-2012 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 8747573)
I didn't see the story, but according to a poster on
My god, Dumervil just shot MagicHef! Someone run to a Victoria's Secret and call the police!

Quesadilla Joe 07-17-2012 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 8747568)
So the people in the Impala did see the gun then?
Yes, the "victims" saw a gun. Elvis did not flash one.

vailpass 07-17-2012 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 8747198)
It all starts at the top. You hire a Choke Artist who's coach had to make him the Number Two Offensive Option and cheat to get him a ring he didn't earn, he's gonna attract / develop players with a sense of entitlement that think they can do whatever they want and still receive things they didnt earn just like their superior.

It's really Pat Bowlen's fault though, not Horse Face's. Bowlens the REALLY entitled one that stupidly hired the jackass in the first place.
Wow. A half century of sucking hind tit will make you not only bitter but stupid.
Fun to watch.


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