Sounds like Detoxing needs to poop in the box and send it to the lab like cabletech94.

Start your day w/a packet of 'high fiber' instant oatmeal. Add boiling water and 1 TBL of chia seed. You've eaten half your daily fiber requirement for breakfast - that's pretty hard to do. This will make your life easier - you're not 'farfrompoopin' anymore.

Thinking about getting a part time job at Kohls strictly for the bathroom benefits.

It’s going to be bad tomorrow after I eat these Jalapeño poppers from Church’s.

Had a tough poop Saturday morning. Tried to give birth to a doorknob followed by explosive diarrhea. Much better since.

I just had one of those poops that feels like you're trying to give birth through your asshole. The relief when that bad boy drops is a special moment though.

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I'm not pooping water anymore at least

I’m pooping at a premier level right now.

Well, not “right now” right now, but you know what I mean. Took a few weeks to get my guts balanced out, but now I’m shitting like when I was a teenager.

I'm always pooping very regularly and healthy like. But after the Long John Silvers I had last night the log this morning slid out in a very slick, greasy fashion. Surprisingly not too messy. Would recommend.

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After a few grunts I dropped a solid in the toilet. Clean whipe!

Took another poop and thought my eyes were going pop right out of my eye sockets. That was a hard one to grunt out but it did.

get a epidural next time B4 U go

Just did a huge evacuation in preparation for max comfort during the Chiefs game.

Indian buffet for lunch yesterday = great poop this morning