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Phobia 02-05-2008 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
hmm, I bought a warehouse worker one hundred dollars worth of groceries. He's from Ukraine and doesn't make shit, makes an effort to learn our language and recently he received two traffic violations. I stepped up because I felt it was the right thing to do.

Nice. I try to take care of my workers because only one of them makes anything at all. I do what I can even though it's usually not very much.

Bob Dole 02-05-2008 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by luv
That was kind of inappropriate.

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Simply Red 02-05-2008 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Nice. I try to take care of my workers because only one of them makes anything at all. I do what I can even though it's usually not very much.

Yeah, it broke my heart when he said he needed help finding out how much his tickets/citations were. He eats ramen-noodles everyday NTTAWWT, I do to SOMETIMES, He has this old jean-jacket on when it's freezing... I couldn't stand it anymore. He was looking at this unframed picture of New York in my office that was still in the film/wrapped. He commented how cool he thought it was and I told him that it's his and to go put it in his car. It was nothing from me and meant the world to him.

Phobia 02-05-2008 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Yeah, it broke my heart when he said he needed help finding out how much his tickets/citations were. He eats ramen-noodles everyday NTTAWWT, I do to SOMETIMES, He has this old jean-jacket on when it's freezing... I couldn't stand it anymore. He was looking at this unframed picture of New York in my office that was still in the film/wrapped. He commented how cool he thought it was and I told him that it's his and to go put it in his car. It was nothing from me and meant the world to him.

That's great. Take your picture back and get him a coat.

Simply Red 02-05-2008 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
That's great. Take your picture back and get him a coat.

It's in the car w/ the groceries I'm taking in tomorrow.

Phobia 02-05-2008 10:19 PM

Outstanding. I'd give you some meaningless rep but I'll just shake your hand next time you're in town. You're good people.

Iowanian 02-05-2008 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow
My 8 year anniversary is next Tuesday......anything special I should do?


I looked at the traditional wedding gift chart for year 8 and its recommended "poetry".

http://www.poetrygift.com/traditional.html


I'm going to recommend that if you choose that route, you allow fax or myself to compose it, with the stipulation that it include the prase "Anniversary Hole"......and you post her reaction for the Review of Chiefsplanet.

Iowanian 02-05-2008 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red
hmm, I bought a warehouse worker one hundred dollars worth of groceries. He's from Ukraine and doesn't make shit, makes an effort to learn our language and recently he received two traffic violations. I stepped up because I felt it was the right thing to do.

Thats great, but you took a left the turn before the "do the right thing" thread.

This is the thread in which I make improper suggestions to people to be an asshole.


The coat is a great touch.....and appropriate.

Iowanian 02-06-2008 10:41 AM

Luv,

read through the entire thread, and count on your hand the responses that aren't taking a poke at someone. An ice dounut might help with that butthurt. Please apply pressure until the itching subsides.

luv 02-06-2008 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Luv,

read through the entire thread, and count on your hand the responses that aren't taking a poke at someone. An ice dounut might help with that butthurt. Please apply pressure until the itching subsides.

Eh, maybe Im just pms'ing or something. People find creative ways to say the same thing that always gets said. Point is, they're still saying the same thing. Maybe it's time that I do something else stupid, just to catch some different flack. :)

crazycoffey 02-06-2008 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Physicians I have surveyed have assured me that the uncomfortable pressure feeling will subside from uranus once your head is sufficiently removed from within its vast cavity.



well then, how do I pull my head out of my arse....

Iowanian 02-06-2008 11:04 AM

CC,

Its been indicated by your refering physician that yours is indeed a difficult case, as the shoulders have begun to sink.

I'm going to recommend 3-4 Tylenol prior to arrival, and find a couple of your Agrarian-American friends who can operate the following device. If they continue with steady pressure and don't stop, your won't become hiplocked and run out of air.

http://www.gilgray.com.au/vink/images/jack.jpg

crazycoffey 02-06-2008 11:07 AM

that did it!

Iowanian 02-06-2008 11:10 AM

Congratulations. Now zip on up here and help me go outside and dig out these effing snowdrifts.

crazycoffey 02-06-2008 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Congratulations. Now zip on up here and help me go outside and dig out these effing snowdrifts.


I'd love too, but -um, my back hurts, it was all bent out of shape up till a few seconds ago.....


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