I'm going au natural (sp?) this weekend. Going to hit up the local bars. I moved into this place that is a 1 min walk from the little downtown bar area in February, got hooked up with this chick a month later, and haven't really been able to enjoy any of those bars since then.

Yeah but anyways, going to see if I can do this without having to use online dating sites.

I met this girl tonight who is interested in filming with my little comedy troupe, and she's funny as shit, and we really kicked it off. So I also might pursue that. We'll see.

Why not just ignore bitches for a month or two.

They're really not worth THAT much attention.

I'm new to the "attractive person" game. And I really like having sex.

Ah, yes. I see now. Understandable.

So in regards to my ex, the last time we had sex, she was complaining that I was too rough and that her vagina was swolen, and perhaps the last visual I will ever have of this person is her holding a frozen vodka bottle on her crotch.

Things really ****ing changed in the last month, lol.

bitch couldn't even take your cock right?

glad you cut this ho off, bro

Do her copies of Goodfellas and Terminator Salvation that she left at my house now become my copies?

At least I got something out of this relationship.

So you gave her a good hate ****ing, didja?

why the **** do you eve need copies of those shitty movies

This.

That goes for you, me and basically every other dude on the face of the earth. Even the ones who've been in relationships for 50 years. Because we all think like we're teenagers. Even when we're old.

On or in? On is not really weird.

I used to chalk a lot of things up to men and women just having different perspectives.

I don't know if I still believe this or if women are just straight up ****ing clueless. I really don't know how more of them aren't seriously injuring themselves with their ****ed up thought processes.

Why do I so badly want to have sex with something that is so stupid?

If only I were born gay.

just jerk off

or locate new pussy

Oh that post reminded me why. Jerking off ****ing sucks, comparatively.

Being single in Minneapolis blows. There are lots of cool, intelligent, attractive women here...but they're all married. Since I work long and unpredictable hours, I joined Match.com, and the few women there that meet my standards are probably bombarded by dozens of messages a day. It's like a damned meat market, and I'm lucky to hear back from a small fraction of the people I actually reach out to. God forbid, I am going to have to find some dumb broad to bang?

The good ones go if you wait too long.

If it's this troublesome at 23, I can't imagine what it would be like if I don't figure it out by my 30s. :facepalm:

I'm taking a new girl to a concert where I originally bought the tickets for me and my girlfriend. It feels dirty and for some reason I feel shame.

Both guys & girls wait longer. A lot of the girls I've been dating recently have focused on their careers and put off serious dating until late 20s. For example, doctors have to go through 12 years of education (undergrad, med. school, residency). Once they start really working and getting their lives back they're 30. :eek:

Pics of this new girl?

Old girl doesn't deserve concert tickets, only scorn.

Meh. I'll be doing the same in a couple months.

I broke the streak. But I've come to the conclusion women are the suck.

Buck upgraded.

Damn did you get some or just a date?

What happened?
Well, I mean, this is in the real initial phases. I'm taking her out on our first date on Thursday. I've hung out with her 3 times before, and we're going to that concert on Saturday.

She wants your churro very badly, mi amigo.

Got some. A d-bag's girlfriend whom I've known for a while. Had feelings. Mis. Take.

At least you emptied your nuts.

Don't go another 2 years without it.

You went in with very unrealistic expectations. Reread some of your early posts on this relationship. It might open your eyes a bit. Seriously.

I know I did. I feel dumb, but whatever, young love.

Browsing through some people's online profiles, and holy shit! Get a load of this one:

What the **** am I paying $15 per month for?

Access to a lot of hot girls.

I don't see anything wrong with that profile other than the fact that it seems she may be trying a bit too hard to come off as spunky and having a great sense of humor..

This. Some of these bitches need a reality check though.

I did the math and realized I've shaved 5 months off my cold streak the last two times.. At that rate ill get laid in August 2015

Things wrong with her profile:

• Repeats punctuation marks like a middle-schooler
• Apparently can't figure out how to type "<3"
• Admits to keeping snacks and toys for company
• Wants someone to share private shipping companies with
• Suggests living together/marriage to every single visitor of her profile
• Creates non-real words like "eachother", and ignores spell check because she's apparently stupid as ****

It's alright, though: her physique is listed as "Slender" on her profile!

I assumed everything on that profile was a joke.

The grammar issues are whatever. A lot of bitches don't know how to string together a proper sentence.

I am looking for a strong yet sensitive man. He needs to be serious, but always make me laugh. Must enjoy going out and traveling the world, but enjoy quiet evenings at home. All I am looking for is a soulmate that is honest.

He must have:

Education: PHD
Income: 100,000 plus

LMAO

Such stuck up bitches.

JFC

The Internet has ruined job hiring and dating.

A lot of the stuck up ones are hilariously average with meh personalities. They think their masters degree puts them above us simpletons. No wonder so many are still single.

My take is.. if you're in college for 4+ years and can't find a monogamous partner then you need to get some issues to work out.

:(

It applies to me as well bro beans.

The thing is.. At least we're not women because it means they have serious issues to work out.

This new girl I'm about to see is my roommate's cousin. Sorta weird.

Doesn't that make her your 2nd aunt?

Joking..

Just think how you're going to feel after she tricks you into poking her!

You really think that's a safe assumption?

Dude I'm in my 50s and don't hv to hang in this thread because I am the alpha male in my age group. Live your life to your standards and demand fun, intellect and success and you will have lots of women in your life always.

I would totally message that woman immediately what a great ****ing sense of humor she's either completely insane or deliciously insanely intelligent

Just as an experiment, I wanna join one of those dating sites and make them think I make 100,000+. Just to see what happens. If one of them is stupid enough to want to meet, I'll take her back to my 500 a month apartment and watch her shit bricks.

I did something just like this when I met my wife on match about 8 years ago. I didnt put a PHD but college education definitely. I didn't want to be the only one in the household making good money, so I said F it and threw it in there. I see no issue throwing that up there if your looking for someone to build some financial security with while starting a family.

Yeah I guess that's fine and all, but when right before it they state that all they want is an honest man who is their "soulmate", it's a bit ridiculous. I guess she knows her soulmate is someone independently wealthy.

'Soulmate' AKA sugar daddy. You figure out pretty quick which chicks are full of sh1t anyway after a few dates.

I think it is silly that the women that pretend all guys are jerks would immediately discount a large group of men because of status

I would never take a woman I just met off the net back to my place. Some crazies out there.

It seems hard to meet new people in general...dating or just friends/acquaintances. Most everyone already has their own social circles and friends. I spent a long time being anti-social and just working, going home, eating, and sleeping. Now that I feel like being social and doing things, it's like I'm too late or something.

I hear ya man. Same boat.

Reminds me of college. Not once, not twice, but three ****ing times I had shit stolen by one night stands before I figured out NEVER take them to your place! Those evil little spoiled sorority bitches were the worst. I'm pretty sure it ****ed me up for life because I picture every skinny little B cup blonde stealing my beer money on the way out the door.

Them stealing your rush shirts don't count brah

ROFL

No frat pillowbiter here, brah. NTTIAWWT

Rolling alone was the only way to go, it just took the dumb farm kid a while to adjust.

Pssh. Hater.

Though I know sorority girls are insane, I've never known them to be ones willing to steal anything of value.

two week ago
I met and had an amazing time with this great red head

she bought the motel
the food and the beer

one week ago I helped her move
and another guy was there
she always went in his truck
after the move she left with him to get one more thing

so I went home to get drunk

texted her

she saidf my texts were crap,
tonight I called(redheads **** awesomely)
and that she wants more
I am 48 yr beer gut have hair, not mullett no goatee
she is 45 5 1 95 lb redhead great tits( c's) and responsive pussy


I only have to drive 60 miles to get it
I am not a overpaid man



lady's and gentlemen of the planet tell me what you think?

A motel? Is she a prostitute?

Spill your seed in that fire crotch

60 miles LMAO

Oh my gosh, I think she's falling for you! Congrats!

Wear a rubber dude

How did you make it through the day without asking him if he was the gay friend or if he was hitting it?

Helping someone move is worth way more than one ****, time is valuable. Get paid, over and over again.

No way bruh she has a responsive pussy didn't u read? Let it fly!

Or three.

His seed's soul shall be stolen

You can still catch the herp and genital warts while wearing a condom. Just saying..

Experience?