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Hammock Parties 02-25-2014 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10452523)
On match if you aren't good looking, fit, bachelor degree minimum, decent salary,world traveler...your goose is cooked.

Don't forget tall.

If you're under 5-10 you are ****ed. I feel sorry for short men.

Fish 02-25-2014 10:07 AM

I tried dating a vegetarian once. LOL... what a pain in the ass......

The Franchise 02-25-2014 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10452315)
Welp. I guess there won't be a third date. Probably for the best as I likely don't mix well with vegans who hate movies, no matter how hot they are.

Fortunately I (think) I have a second date with the girl I met for coffee on Saturday. We'll see.

Who the **** doesn't like movies?

Hammock Parties 02-25-2014 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10452572)
Who the **** doesn't like movies?

Apparently 5-foot-9 smokin' hot blondes with huge tits and awesome careers.

Pasta Little Brioni 02-25-2014 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10452548)
Don't forget tall.

If you're under 5-10 you are ****ed. I feel sorry for short men.

Yeah I am over 6 feet, so am pretty much covered. Almost every girl I have gone out with has expressed their disdain for short dudes.

GordonGekko 02-25-2014 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10452620)
Yeah I am over 6 feet, so am pretty much covered. Almost every girl I have gone out with has expressed their disdain for short dudes.

Getting all Gattaca-like on these date sites.

ThaVirus 02-25-2014 11:00 AM

I'm about 5'10" with a slim build.

I don't mind being slender because I actually have a decent bit of muscle and I'll likely never be overweight, but I do wish I were about 6'1" or 6'2". Still, as far as I'm aware anyway, my height's never been an issue with any woman I was legitimately interested in. I'm taller than a large amount of girls in heels so maybe I just made the cut. I feel bad for guys under 5'8"..

The Franchise 02-25-2014 11:05 AM

All depends on the guy. I was good friends with a guy while I was in the Air Force who got laid ALL the time. He was only 5'6".

ThaVirus 02-25-2014 11:13 AM

Definitely does. There are so many factors and women are ****ing weirdos anyway. It's damn near impossible to predict what they'll think or how they'll feel.

A friend of mine is about 5'8" or 5'9". We used to go to the club together all the time. I've literally never seen someone with such a high success rate. Any girl, it seemed like every girl he approached was receptive to his advances. Black chicks, white chicks, Hispanic chicks- it never mattered.

Funny thing is, he had terrible teeth with a huge gap in between the two in the front. He'd tell me all the time that girls never cared, they'd say it was "cute" or something. He was a pretty boy with light eyes though. I'm pretty sure that was the key. I think his eyes were green or some shit..

Katipan 02-25-2014 11:19 AM

Tall is great but not if he looks like Olive Oyl. He needs to resemble a safe harbor in a storm, not a toothpick. Proportion is everything, even in a man.

My psycho was 6'6". I could wear 6 inch heels and still feel tiny. My current is 5'8" and if Im in 4 inch heels, I'm technically taller than him but you can't really tell. The smaller one is also a lot more fun in bed.

MahiMike 02-25-2014 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10443927)
RE: This, my list is really not that difficult.

1. Attractive.
2. Not a bar hopping club skank.
3. Employed.
4. Enjoys dining out/foodie, loves movies.
5. Low maintenance.
6. Non religious, or at least compatible with someone who isn't.

I don't feel like that person should be hard to find.

I thought only chicks had checklists.

Discuss Thrower 02-25-2014 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 10452702)
I thought only chicks had checklists.

I've got a checklist:

1) Never meet a girl on Craigslist
2) Never spend money on a necklace.

Pasta Little Brioni 02-25-2014 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10452715)
I've got a checklist:

1) Never meet a girl on Craigslist
2) Never spend money on a necklace.

Just get a magnum and a wad of 100s. Drop them at the bar or supermarket....profit

Discuss Thrower 02-25-2014 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10452728)
Just get a magnum and a wad of 100s. Drop them at the bar or supermarket....profit

:facepalm:

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Buck 02-25-2014 01:01 PM

Being tall is pretty cool.


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