Oh, I forgot the coach's draft. Maybe it should be the same week where we're finalizing rosters.

Who's running the coach's draft? Somebody volunteered. (Looking around.)

I thought at the end you were suppost to write up a summary of who played what games for you and what schemes, philosophies and formations you used and such... this would make the coaches draft important.

is this not the case?

OK, here is my essay: Every single one of my offensive players is a pro-bowler.

I never punted--statistics have shown that not punting yeilds the best results.

Screw you guys and your wanna-be defenses. I scored a TD every time.

I win.

Woohoo.

I really don't think that makes the coaches draft important at all. We drafted the teams to run whatever schemes we want to already, so why would we need a coaches draft? Plus, that's just not realistic IMO to draft coaches. And, once you draft a coach, I guess you keep them forever? What's the point of firing a coach in something like this? Doesn't make any sense at all to me in this format to mess with drafting a coach. I think at the end when you write your summary, you can just clarify your scheme, system, players, etc. I think having a coach draft is overkill.

Just my $.02.

Okay, you get Greg Robinson as your defensive coordinator. Now let's see who's laughing.

Sorry for the delays yall.. Busy, busy.

The Fort Wayne Dancers select two young who could both be considered boom or bust types.

First the Dancers select OLB Justin Durant. Durant is incredibly athletic and young, yet it is still to be seen whether or not he can thrive at the pro level...

Second the Dancers select DE/DT Calais Campbell. This is a pick that may be considered a fair bit of a reach, however when ever I watched the Cardinals last year Calais always grabbed my attention… Will he improve in his new role as full time DE? Stay tuned...


Round 22
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Marcedes Lewis - TE
18. Milwaukee Mud Ducks - Stephen Neal , G
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Corey Redding, DT
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Scott Fujita, OLB
15. Wichita Wet Willies - Eugene Amano, OG
14. Boise Beetdiggers - Brett Keisel, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ray Rice, RB
12. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Jason Ferguson, DT
11. Greenville Marauders - Chris Harris, SS
10. Crested Butte-Holes - Tommy Kelly, DT
9. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Heath Miller, TE
8. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Sam Baker, LT
7. St. Louis Stallions - Aaron Ross, CB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Atari Bigby, S
5. Kansas City Kings - (will select when they arrive)
4. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Chester Taylor, RB
3. Wichita Ballbashers - Brandon Moore, OG
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Nate Kaeding, K
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Andrew Whitworth, OG

Round 23
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Tyrell Johnson, S
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Rashard Mendenhall, RB
3. Wichita Ballbashers - Aaron Schobel, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Jamal Lewis
5. Kansas City Kings - (will pick when they arrive)
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Dustin Colquitt, P
7. St. Louis Stallions -Justin Hartwig, C
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Pisa Tinoisamoa, LB
9. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Derrick Dockery, OG
10. Bradenton Super-Manatees -Joseph Addai, HB
11. Greenville Marauders - David Garrard, QB
12. Tuscon Tittie Twisters - Gosder Cherilus, RT
13. Crested Butte-Holes - Will pick when they arrive
14. Boise Beetdiggers - Torry Holt, WR
15. Wichita Wet Willies -Danny Clark, OLB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Dominic Raiola, C
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Justin Harrell, DT
18. Milwaukee Mud Ducks - Heath Evans , FB
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Patrick Crayton, WR

Round 24
19 Atlantic City Hitmen - Rich Seubert, G
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks - Jonathan Babineaux , DT
17 Knoxville Kiffins - Tavares Gooden, MLB
16 Chattanooga Choo Choos - James Jones, WR
15 Wichita Wet Willies - Shane Lechler, P
14 Boise Beetdiggers - Bernard Pollard, SS
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos - Donte Whitner - SS/FS
12 Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Kareem McKenzie, RT
11 Greenville Marauders - Takeo Spikes, ILB
10 Burlington Blue Barracudas - Chilo Rachal, OG
9 Chattanooga Choo Choos - Scott Wells, C
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas - Al Harris, CB
7 St. Louis Stallions - will pick when they arrive
6 San Antonio Scorpions - Josh Morgan, WR
5 Kansas City Kings - will pick when they arrive
4 Crested Butte-Holes - will pick when they arrive
3 Wichita Ballbashers - Darren Sharper, FS
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Terrell Thomas, FS
1 Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Durant, OLB

Round 25
1 Fort Wayne Dancers - Calais Campbell, DE/DT
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
3 Wichita Ballbashers
4 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
5 Kansas City Kings
6 San Antonio Scorpions
7 Tucson Twisters
8 Tucson Twisters
9 Tucson Twisters
10 Tucson Twisters
11 Greenville Marauders
12 Boise Beetdiggers
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
14 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
15 Wichita Wet Willies
16 Tucson Twisters
17 Knoxville Kiffins
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
19 Atlantic City Hitmen

Round 26
19 Atlantic City Hitmen
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
17 Knoxville Kiffins
16 Boise Beetdiggers
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
14 Boise Beetdiggers
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
12 Crested Butte-Holes (formerly Memphis Malt Liquor)
11 Greenville Marauders
10 Tucson Twisters
9 Boise Beetdiggers
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
7 St. Louis Stallions
6 San Antonio Scorpions
5 Kansas City Kings
4 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
1 Fort Wayne Dancers

Round 27
1 Fort Wayne Dancers
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
4 Boise Beetdiggers
5 Boise Beetdiggers
6 San Antonio Scorpions
7 St. Louis Stallions
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
9 Boise Beetdiggers
10 Crested Butte-Holes
11 Greenville Marauders
12 Boise Beetdiggers
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
14 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
17 Knoxville Kiffins
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
19 Atlantic City Hitmen

Round 28
19 Atlantic City Hitmen
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
17 Knoxville Kiffins
16 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
14 Boise Beetdiggers
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
12 San Antonio Scorpions
11 Greenville Marauders
10 Tucson Twisters
9 Boise Beetdiggers
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
7 St. Louis Stallions
6 San Antonio Scorpions
5 Kansas City Kings
4 Boise Beetdiggers
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
1 Fort Wayne Dancers

Round 29
1 Fort Wayne Dancers
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
4 Chattanooga Choo Choos
5 Kansas City Kings
6 San Antonio Scorpions
7 St. Louis Stallions
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
9 Cleveland Steamers
10 Bradenton Super-Manatees
11 Greenville Marauders
12 Crested Butte-Holes (formerly Memphis Malt Liquor)
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
14 Bradenton Super-Manatees
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
17 Knoxville Kiffins
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
19 Atlantic City Hitmen

Round 30
19 Atlantic City Hitmen
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
17 Knoxville Kiffins
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
14 Bradenton Super-Manatees
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
12 Crested Butte-Holes (formerly Memphis Malt Liquor)
11 Greenville Marauders
10 Bradenton Super-Manatees
9 Cleveland Steamers
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
7 St. Louis Stallions
6 San Antonio Scorpions
5 Kansas City Kings
4 Bradenton Super-Manatees
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
1 Fort Wayne Dancers

Round 31
1 Fort Wayne Dancers
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
4 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
5 Kansas City Kings
6 San Antonio Scorpions
7 St. Louis Stallions
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
9 Cleveland Steamers
10 Tucson Twisters
11 Greenville Marauders
12 Crested Butte-Holes (formerly Memphis Malt Liquor)
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
14 Kansas City Kings
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
17 Knoxville Kiffins
18 Cleveland Steamers
19 Atlantic City Hitmen

Round 32
19 Atlantic City Hitmen
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
17 Knoxville Kiffins
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
14 Bradenton Super-Manatees
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
12 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
11 Greenville Marauders
10 Bradenton Super-Manatees
9 Cleveland Steamers
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
7 St. Louis Stallions
6 San Antonio Scorpions
5 Kansas City Kings
4 Crested Butte-Holes
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
1 Fort Wayne Dancers

Round 33
1 Fort Wayne Dancers
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
4 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
5 Kansas City Kings
6 San Antonio Scorpions
7 St. Louis Stallions
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
9 Cleveland Steamers
10 Crested Butte-Holes
11 Greenville Marauders
12 Crested Butte-Holes
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
14 Bradenton Super-Manatees
15 Wichita Wee Willies
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
17 Knoxville Kiffins
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
19 Atlantic City Hitmen

I like both those picks. In fact, I like a lot of your picks.

Willing to trade my vet

R29-33

for Rookie Picks


Send an offer.

Just a reminder.....in the 25th round I own the #7, #8, #9, #10 and #16 picks. If you're looking to trade up...PM me.

My $.02 is the same as your $.02. So I guess it's $.04 now.

Is it 8 hours or 12 hours? I forget. I thought it was 8.

If it's 8....then that means this last pick is up at around 9:30 in the morning.....so 35 more minutes.

Alright....so the Ballbashers should be on the clock now.....correct?

Round 22
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Marcedes Lewis - TE
18. Milwaukee Mud Ducks - Stephen Neal , G
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Corey Redding, DT
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Scott Fujita, OLB
15. Wichita Wet Willies - Eugene Amano, OG
14. Boise Beetdiggers - Brett Keisel, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ray Rice, RB
12. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Jason Ferguson, DT
11. Greenville Marauders - Chris Harris, SS
10. Crested Butte-Holes - Tommy Kelly, DT
9. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Heath Miller, TE
8. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Sam Baker, LT
7. St. Louis Stallions - Aaron Ross, CB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Atari Bigby, S
5. Kansas City Kings - (will select when they arrive)
4. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Chester Taylor, RB
3. Wichita Ballbashers - Brandon Moore, OG
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Nate Kaeding, K
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Andrew Whitworth, OG

Round 23
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Tyrell Johnson, S
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Rashard Mendenhall, RB
3. Wichita Ballbashers - Aaron Schobel, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Jamal Lewis
5. Kansas City Kings - (will pick when they arrive)
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Dustin Colquitt, P
7. St. Louis Stallions -Justin Hartwig, C
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Pisa Tinoisamoa, LB
9. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Derrick Dockery, OG
10. Bradenton Super-Manatees -Joseph Addai, HB
11. Greenville Marauders - David Garrard, QB
12. Tuscon Tittie Twisters - Gosder Cherilus, RT
13. Crested Butte-Holes - Will pick when they arrive
14. Boise Beetdiggers - Torry Holt, WR
15. Wichita Wet Willies -Danny Clark, OLB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Dominic Raiola, C
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Justin Harrell, DT
18. Milwaukee Mud Ducks - Heath Evans , FB
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Patrick Crayton, WR

Round 24
19 Atlantic City Hitmen - Rich Seubert, G
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks - Jonathan Babineaux , DT
17 Knoxville Kiffins - Tavares Gooden, MLB
16 Chattanooga Choo Choos - James Jones, WR
15 Wichita Wet Willies - Shane Lechler, P
14 Boise Beetdiggers - Bernard Pollard, SS
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos - Donte Whitner - SS/FS
12 Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Kareem McKenzie, RT
11 Greenville Marauders - Takeo Spikes, ILB
10 Burlington Blue Barracudas - Chilo Rachal, OG
9 Chattanooga Choo Choos - Scott Wells, C
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas - Al Harris, CB
7 St. Louis Stallions - will pick when they arrive
6 San Antonio Scorpions - Josh Morgan, WR
5 Kansas City Kings - will pick when they arrive
4 Crested Butte-Holes - will pick when they arrive
3 Wichita Ballbashers - Darren Sharper, FS
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Terrell Thomas, FS
1 Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Durant, OLB

Round 25
1 Fort Wayne Dancers - Calais Campbell, DE/DT
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers - will pick when they arrive
3 Wichita Ballbashers - on the clock until 5:30 PST
4 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
5 Kansas City Kings
6 San Antonio Scorpions
7 Tucson Twisters
8 Tucson Twisters
9 Tucson Twisters
10 Tucson Twisters
11 Greenville Marauders
12 Boise Beetdiggers
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
14 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
15 Wichita Wet Willies
16 Tucson Twisters
17 Knoxville Kiffins
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
19 Atlantic City Hitmen

Round 26
19 Atlantic City Hitmen
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
17 Knoxville Kiffins
16 Boise Beetdiggers
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
14 Boise Beetdiggers
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
12 Crested Butte-Holes (formerly Memphis Malt Liquor)
11 Greenville Marauders
10 Tucson Twisters
9 Boise Beetdiggers
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
7 St. Louis Stallions
6 San Antonio Scorpions
5 Kansas City Kings
4 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
1 Fort Wayne Dancers

Round 27
1 Fort Wayne Dancers
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
4 Boise Beetdiggers
5 Boise Beetdiggers
6 San Antonio Scorpions
7 St. Louis Stallions
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
9 Boise Beetdiggers
10 Crested Butte-Holes
11 Greenville Marauders
12 Boise Beetdiggers
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
14 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
17 Knoxville Kiffins
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
19 Atlantic City Hitmen

Round 28
19 Atlantic City Hitmen
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
17 Knoxville Kiffins
16 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
14 Boise Beetdiggers
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
12 San Antonio Scorpions
11 Greenville Marauders
10 Tucson Twisters
9 Boise Beetdiggers
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
7 St. Louis Stallions
6 San Antonio Scorpions
5 Kansas City Kings
4 Boise Beetdiggers
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
1 Fort Wayne Dancers

Round 29
1 Fort Wayne Dancers
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
4 Chattanooga Choo Choos
5 Kansas City Kings
6 San Antonio Scorpions
7 St. Louis Stallions
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
9 Cleveland Steamers
10 Bradenton Super-Manatees
11 Greenville Marauders
12 Crested Butte-Holes (formerly Memphis Malt Liquor)
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
14 Bradenton Super-Manatees
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
17 Knoxville Kiffins
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
19 Atlantic City Hitmen

Round 30
19 Atlantic City Hitmen
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
17 Knoxville Kiffins
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
14 Bradenton Super-Manatees
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
12 Crested Butte-Holes (formerly Memphis Malt Liquor)
11 Greenville Marauders
10 Bradenton Super-Manatees
9 Cleveland Steamers
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
7 St. Louis Stallions
6 San Antonio Scorpions
5 Kansas City Kings
4 Bradenton Super-Manatees
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
1 Fort Wayne Dancers

Round 31
1 Fort Wayne Dancers
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
4 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
5 Kansas City Kings
6 San Antonio Scorpions
7 St. Louis Stallions
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
9 Cleveland Steamers
10 Tucson Twisters
11 Greenville Marauders
12 Crested Butte-Holes (formerly Memphis Malt Liquor)
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
14 Kansas City Kings
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
17 Knoxville Kiffins
18 Cleveland Steamers
19 Atlantic City Hitmen

Round 32
19 Atlantic City Hitmen
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
17 Knoxville Kiffins
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
15 Wichita Wee Willies (formerly St. Louis Commodes)
14 Bradenton Super-Manatees
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
12 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
11 Greenville Marauders
10 Bradenton Super-Manatees
9 Cleveland Steamers
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
7 St. Louis Stallions
6 San Antonio Scorpions
5 Kansas City Kings
4 Crested Butte-Holes
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
1 Fort Wayne Dancers

Round 33
1 Fort Wayne Dancers
2 Philadelphia Battery Tossers
3 Wichita Ballbashers (formerly Honolulu Hulas)
4 Los Angeles Purple Cobras
5 Kansas City Kings
6 San Antonio Scorpions
7 St. Louis Stallions
8 Burlington Blue Barracudas
9 Cleveland Steamers
10 Crested Butte-Holes
11 Greenville Marauders
12 Crested Butte-Holes
13 Chattanooga Choo Choos
14 Bradenton Super-Manatees
15 Wichita Wee Willies
16 Bradenton Super-Manatees
17 Knoxville Kiffins
18 Milwaukee Mud Ducks
19 Atlantic City Hitmen

I hope you're stretching properly, pestilence. We don't want you pulling a hamstring in Round 25.

Oh I've been properly warming up. The question you have to ask yourself is.....will The Tucson Tittie Twisters take the full 8 hours for each of his picks?