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BigRedChief 08-19-2021 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by InChiefsHeaven (Post 15791178)
To be fair, I think every day is all about CJ's enormous dick...

Its like people are living their lives/dreams through him. :rolleyes:

To further discuss CJ's dick......... Do you think any women who sees it for the first time says..... where do you think your putting that thing..... thats not fitting or have they all went OMG let me at that thing?

KChiefs1 08-19-2021 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 15791255)
Its like people are living their lives/dreams through him. :rolleyes:

To further discuss CJ's dick......... Do you think any women who sees it for the first time says..... where do you think your putting that thing..... thats not fitting or have they all went OMG let me at that thing?


That’s the downside to having a huge cock.

KChiefs1 08-19-2021 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 15791090)
So did Fescoe. He went bananas. Alex is an ordinary QB with limits and he reached his best here but no way in hell he would get us to the SB. Anyone with eyes could see that. He couldn't get past good defenses in the playoffs. He had plenty of chances.


Yesterday I heard several experts comparing Andy Dalton to Alex Smith. They were basically talking about Justin Fields & Patrick Mahomes but they still said they were similar QB’s.

Sassy Squatch 08-19-2021 01:49 PM

Sorely disappointed the NFL doesn't measure ass size at the combine. We'll never get a truly accurate gauge of an athletes potential unless this travesty is fixed.

smithandrew051 08-19-2021 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 15791279)
Sorely disappointed the NFL doesn't measure ass size at the combine. We'll never get a truly accurate gauge of an athletes potential unless this travesty is fixed.

It would ruin the Draft. The draft order would be set based on this metric alone and there would never be another bust.

Having a little mystery is good for ratings. That’s why movies that show titties don’t put the nipples on the commercial. Will they be innies? Or maybe pencil erasers? Maybe ghosties? Gotta watch the movie to find out.

Duh!!!!!!!

tredadda 08-19-2021 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 15791261)
That’s the downside to having a huge cock.

Hasn't hurt the people on CP, who all have one of those.

tredadda 08-19-2021 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 15791265)
Yesterday I heard several experts comparing Andy Dalton to Alex Smith. They were basically talking about Justin Fields & Patrick Mahomes but they still said they were similar QB’s.

I am no fan of Alex, but he was always a better QB than Dalton.

ToxSocks 08-19-2021 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 15791279)
Sorely disappointed the NFL doesn't measure ass size at the combine. We'll never get a truly accurate gauge of an athletes potential unless this travesty is fixed.

You think they have them stand there in their underwear because they like humiliating them?

It's hard to tell if some of you are mocking because the concept is funny, or if you really think it isn't a thing. If you think this doesn't occur in scouting, then that's funnier than any mockery.

BigRedChief 08-19-2021 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 15791284)
Hasn't hurt the people on CP, who all have one of those.

Well its pretty much accepted that the average poster has 10.5 inches but who has Jones size? Maybe Bilay? Thats why he's so popular in the community?

kcclone 08-19-2021 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 15791279)
Sorely disappointed the NFL doesn't measure ass size at the combine. We'll never get a truly accurate gauge of an athletes potential unless this travesty is fixed.

Most of the scouts do measure ass size at pro days.

BigRedChief 08-19-2021 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kcclone (Post 15791315)
Most of the scouts do measure ass size at pro days.

Lets get that live steamed!

ToxSocks 08-19-2021 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 15790602)
I was just looking at a play from the other night where Henne had Fortson do just that because of a blitzing safety. And Fortson kind of whiffed on it. He ended up grabbing the defender but luckily it didn't get called.

I know the exact play you're talking about. It was a poor, weak effort. It was WR-esque.

It seems like others either ignored it or just didn't see it.

My other concern is whether or not he's ready to embrace the physicality of the position. If i had to guess, that may be a reason why you rarely see the WR to TE conversion be successful at this level.

That clip of him blocking, iirc, Willie Gay. Where he got bitched at for putting his head down.

IMO, putting your head down means you're bracing for contact. Which begs the question, does contact like that bother him?

These are things im certain the Chiefs are watching and evaluating. If he improves on them in time to be a contributor this season that'd be awesome. If not, maybe next season he'll be ready /shrug.

ToxSocks 08-19-2021 02:31 PM

The more i think about it, the more i wonder if we're over selling Blake Bell's ability.

Sassy Squatch 08-19-2021 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kcclone (Post 15791315)
Most of the scouts do measure ass size at pro days.

I'm talking nationally televised measuring tape from tailbone to taint.

Height
Weight
Arms
Hands
Wingspan
Ass

KCUnited 08-19-2021 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 15791023)
Having an enormous snake dragging on the ground like that can’t be good for one’s explosion….

A cock slap swim move would be epic tho


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