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Sure-Oz 01-22-2009 11:32 PM
Alot of shit has happend since ive been gone the past 10 days, luv starting skeet skeet threads, Pioli becoming the GM and rumors of shanny to kc?! Good ole chiefsplanet!

DaneMcCloud 01-23-2009 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5416114)
Meh. I am an excellent communicator in bed.

Anyone exactly surprised that I express myself? I doubt it.

I can move, encourage, help, whatever, a guy. I've always took the stance that I really don't need the guy to be good. I'm good enough to get us off. (JOKE) But guys eat pussy like it's a steak in front of a starving Ethiopian. Like it's the first or last time they've ever seen pussy.

And while I'd love to wax poetic about my pussy. It looks like a pussy. It tastes like a pussy. It's just a pussy.
Whoa.

It's not "just a pussy'.

It should be savored and enjoyed. Teased and pleased. Fun and sexual. It should be close to the greatest feeling ever. For both people involved. And crazy-ass sex should follow.

For me, giving is better than receiving. Watching a girl get off is freakin' awesome. Actually, it's amazing.

I'm bummed you're missing out...

keg in kc 01-23-2009 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5417512)
For me, giving is better than receiving. Watching a girl get off is freakin' awesome. Actually, it's amazing.
Totally agree.

'course these days I neither give nor receive. Celibacy has that downside.

ShortRoundChief 01-23-2009 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5417525)
Totally agree.

'course these days I neither give nor receive. Celibacy has that downside.

"the hand giveth and the toilet taketh away"

Abba-Dabba 01-23-2009 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5417525)
Totally agree.

'course these days I neither give nor receive. Celibacy has that downside.
Look on the bright side. Can't catch genital warts from Palmela.

Katipan 01-23-2009 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5417512)
I'm bummed you're missing out...
I'm not. As honest as I am vocally, my body is too. I have orgasms that knock me out. But my hoo-hah is not unique in that aspect.

Other hoo-hahs do the same thing.

Thus the "just a pussy" comment.

CHIEF4EVER 01-23-2009 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 5417151)
nah, thats when you bite the clit ...

or just make sure shes backed up against the headboard or wall where she cant move..

then if she still tries to get away from you when you are pleasuring her then slip her the shocker a few times
Your mom likes the shocker quite a bit. Trust me, I know. ;)

ChiTown 01-23-2009 09:30 AM
Face? Hell no!

But, blowing your load on a pair of nice tits and rubbing it in with your cock is pretty cool....................


:LOL:

kindra68 01-23-2009 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5417811)
Face? Hell no!

But, blowing your load on a pair of nice tits and rubbing it in with your cock is pretty cool....................


:LOL:
Reminds me, do men get the same “satisfaction” when they pullout and jizz all over the broads ass and then slap said butt with their cock? I have NEVER understood that. And it drives me crazy! It’s like a two year old with finger paints. A sloppy mess!

Nzoner 01-23-2009 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by kindra68 (Post 5417899)
Reminds me, do men get the same “satisfaction” when they pullout and jizz all over the broads ass and then slap said butt with their cock? I have NEVER understood that. And it drives me crazy! It’s like a two year old with finger paints. A sloppy mess!
We're just trying to be creative.....LOOK!I pissed my name in the snow!!

Katipan 01-23-2009 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5418041)
We're just trying to be creative.....LOOK!I pissed my name in the snow!!

Truly the only thing that makes me feel penis envy.

StcChief 01-23-2009 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5418151)
Truly the only thing that makes me feel penis envy.
Women could do the write in the snow thing if they put their energy and creativity into it.....

ChiTown 01-23-2009 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5418151)
Truly the only thing that makes me feel penis envy.
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Katipan 01-23-2009 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by StcChief (Post 5418166)
Women could do the write in the snow thing if they put their energy and creativity into it.....
I've done the whole aiming thing. It just doesn't come out in the nice arc that guys get. Plus it gets on my fingers.

But I know all about gravel roads now. I'm a pee in public machine.

Katipan 01-23-2009 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5418167)
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Getting you to suck my dick has always been a secret fantasy...


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