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RJ 02-17-2009 08:19 PM
You kids do whatever you want in here, but stay the hell off my lawn.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 5502287)
You kids do whatever you want in here, but stay the hell off my lawn.
I was gonna ask if you got a daughter, but that would be classless and deranged.

The Buddha 02-17-2009 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502284)
Ahh, the metamorphosis from "you want to put that where" to "ow, that hurts" to "omg, I love this".
I can't even get a girl to TRY this... let alone like it.

Where do you pick up your women at? Maybe I should follow suit, move to a city or something.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5502292)
I can't even get a girl to TRY this... let alone like it.

Where do you pick up your women at? Maybe I should follow suit, move to a city or something.
Someone asking me where I pick up women. That has to be a first.

I will say that the internet can be a wonderful resource.

Katipan 02-17-2009 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502284)
Ahh, the metamorphosis from "you want to put that where" to "ow, that hurts" to "omg, I love this".
Women
oh he slipped out
oh he just can't find the right hole
ooooh he thinks thats the same as lube
ooooh that is the same as lube
must stop him so he doesn't think i like this
in a minute
"oh baby stop, you're just too big for me"


Men
wonder if she'll let me
i'll just tell her it slipped in
oooooh she's letting me
oooooh she's still letting me
oooooh my ****ing god i am a stallion
wait!
dammit.

The Buddha 02-17-2009 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502294)
Someone asking me where I pick up women. That has to be a first.

I will say that the internet can be a wonderful resource.
Hmmmmmmm...

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:24 PM
I believe I sense some experience.

Mecca 02-17-2009 08:25 PM
More women like in the butt than let on...don't take their answer for face value.

DeezNutz 02-17-2009 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502305)
More women like in the butt than let on...don't take their answer for face value.
I'm going to link this to the military rape thread.

Katipan 02-17-2009 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502305)
More women like in the butt than let on...don't take their answer for face value.
Men too I hear

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502305)
More women like in the butt than let on...don't take their answer for face value.
But don't just spring in on them out of the blue. You might get a shower floor covered in poop, as one of my friends in college discovered much to his chagrin.

Katipan 02-17-2009 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502304)
I believe I sense some experience.
I was a rather vigorous and handsome young man in a previous life.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502311)
Men too I hear
All the guys just cringed. Two thirds of them were acting.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502316)
I was a rather vigorous and handsome young man in a previous life.
Some time you'll have to tell me what that's like.

stevieray 02-17-2009 08:29 PM
it's easy to tell who isn't getting any...:)


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