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Simply Red 08-07-2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5956762)
Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.


should you and I go talk to someone?

rockymtnchief 08-07-2009 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956767)
should you and I go talk to someone?

Make sure it's not out in the woods!

Stewie 08-07-2009 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5956762)
Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.

Uh, SR was married and had real vaginal sex quite often I'm sure.

You're a creepy Internet slug.

Hammock Parties 08-07-2009 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956767)
should you and I go talk to someone?

****ing text her right now.

"Come over."

RIGHT

****ING

NOW

Hammock Parties 08-07-2009 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 5956771)
Uh, SR was married and had real vaginal sex quite often I'm sure.

You're a creepy Internet slug.

Who has had sex more recently than SR.

Brock 08-07-2009 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5956762)
Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.

Unlikely she'd be interested in "lives with Mom guy".

Simply Red 08-07-2009 04:12 PM

Pls love each other, everyone,

look, ty, you all's advice may or may not work, I'll give it a spin later on.


thanks, I'm going to play poker w/ Donger now. I'll try to chk in later.

Iowanian 08-07-2009 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5956762)
Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.


I think you have no room to talk. He's not exactly driving around the parking lot and then going home to cry into his starwarts blanket.

Simple has probably penetrated a significantly higher number of gapers than your esteemed 1(one)(Uno).

wild1 08-07-2009 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5956762)
Stop playing games dumbass. She wanted your nuts. All you had to do was invite her over.

I could have closed this deal.

You are ****ing pissing me off.

This is a real woman, not some 50 year old gay man sending emails through craigslist.

teedubya 08-07-2009 04:15 PM

procrastination is for pussies...er... uh... those who DONT get pussies.

Hammock Parties 08-07-2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5956782)
I think you have no room to talk. He's not exactly driving around the parking lot and then going home to cry into his starwarts blanket.

Simple has probably penetrated a significantly higher number of gapers than your esteemed 1(one)(Uno).

It doesn't. ****ing. matter.

If I lived next door to this chick, and she kept giving me these signals, we would pounding genitals like nobody's business.

Simply Red 08-07-2009 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5956788)
procrastination is for pussies...er... uh... those who DONT get pussies.

OH YEAH!!???


BOOOYAH!!!!!!


Ari Chi3fs has left the game.
Simply Red wins the hand. ($0)

Iowanian 08-07-2009 04:21 PM

no you wouldn't.

You'd have to talk to her in person, and you've already established that you're rather suck a cock than speak to a woman face to face, without a pre-arranged blowjob from some whore who has already sucked 4-5 pickles that afternoon.

Hammock Parties 08-07-2009 04:21 PM

Ryan, at this point I don't think you really want to get laid.

You just enjoy flirting with girls.

I think you need serious professional help.

wild1 08-07-2009 04:21 PM

In all seriousness, you are indecisive and a low self esteemer right now. Women know that and you won't have any success until you fix it.


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