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KcMizzou 10-02-2009 09:36 PM

(Going way back...)

Most overrated... "Out of Africa"

Holy hell, what a snooze-fest that was.

Easy 6 10-02-2009 09:40 PM

'nuff said.

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Sweet Daddy Hate 10-02-2009 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6132842)
I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Lowe was saying in that heavy speech about whatever the hell St Elmos Fire was. Such deep meaning you know can be learned from the angst of 22 year old Georgetown graduates. And has Andie McDowell been in one decent movie??
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That was absolutely one of the dumbest ****ing movie speeches to ever waste celluloid.
That movie was so ****ing bad, all I remember is Lowe pretending to play saxophone and Moore's character doing coke.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-02-2009 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6132844)
Fresh Horses. Rich Andrew McCarthy is in love with the georgeous (?) Poor, ****ed up, living in a shack by a train track, Molly Ringwald. I always thought the title was a description of Ringwald.
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The movie of him banging Rob Lowe's mom was okay.

88TG88 10-03-2009 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6132677)
When I think of the worst movies ever, I exclude those that are so bad that they're entertaining, and would include those that are bad in a way that they're uncomfortable to watch and make you embarrassed for the people who made them. My list off the top of my head would be (in no particular order):

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Ice Pirates
Kika
Starship Troopers
That Woody Allen movie with Scarlet Johansen where Woody Allen's acting and writing was embarrassingly bad.

Starship Troopers had boobies so that makes up for teh suck.

Pioli Zombie 10-03-2009 05:47 AM

Hot Dog: The Movie. Only one decent line. "What the Fruck is "Chinese downhill?". The rest was a big steaming pile of dogshit.
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Chiefless 10-03-2009 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6132842)
I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Lowe was saying in that heavy speech about whatever the hell St Elmos Fire was. Such deep meaning you know can be learned from the angst of 22 year old Georgetown graduates. And has Andie McDowell been in one decent movie??
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Groundhog Day?

Chiefless 10-03-2009 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6132677)
When I think of the worst movies ever, I exclude those that are so bad that they're entertaining, and would include those that are bad in a way that they're uncomfortable to watch and make you embarrassed for the people who made them. My list off the top of my head would be (in no particular order):

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Ice Pirates
Kika
Starship Troopers
That Woody Allen movie with Scarlet Johansen where Woody Allen's acting and writing was embarrassingly bad.

Really?

Deberg_1990 10-03-2009 09:08 AM

Stallone could have a whole thread devoted to just his bad movies....Over the Top anyone?


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Pioli Zombie 10-03-2009 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefless (Post 6133264)
Groundhog Day?

Ok. That's one.
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KCUnited 10-03-2009 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 6133312)
Stallone could have a whole thread devoted to just his bad movies....Over the Top anyone?


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You done ****ed up now. "It's like a switch."

This one on the other hand.

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Chiefless 10-03-2009 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6133314)
Ok. That's one.
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Sex, Lies and Video Tape? Probably a stretch for the planet brotherhood.

Baby Lee 10-03-2009 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6132842)
I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Lowe was saying in that heavy speech about whatever the hell St Elmos Fire was. Such deep meaning you know can be learned from the angst of 22 year old Georgetown graduates. And has Andie McDowell been in one decent movie??
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To be fair, she has to care for her fat loud talkative lesbian reerun sister.

FAX 10-03-2009 10:21 AM

I've thought a lot about this and my selection is .... wait for it .... wait for it .... "Johnny Guitar". Ta daaa.

It's so bad, it's great.

FAX

Saccopoo 10-03-2009 11:02 AM

I'm adding another one to the list:

Southland Tales

Starring: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Sean Thomas Michael Steven Lester Theodore Scott, Justin Timberlake, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chris "Man I wish I could make just one more Highlander movie" Lambert, a plethora of other horrible B rate actors, and a host of the worst of the worst from Saturday Night Live from the past 15 years.

Premise: In post-nuclear holocaust Texas 2008, society deals with the GWB administrations failures in Iraq and Syria, an evil corporate international power possessing fascist Orwellian level control, and a national underground Marxist movement led by the most unbelievably stupid characters that one could imagine while Boxer Santanananaosomething lives a life of surreal, transcendental moments due to his being force through a rift in the time-space continuum along with fellow protagonist Dude Where's My Car. Features Justin Timberlake as a pyschotic super actor turned PTSS army veteran sniper who has a great chorus line song and dance number where he drinks beer and pours it over his head.

Exploding zeppelins, suicide, martyrdom, implied FFM poorly executed tango dance offs and the revelation of mankinds new messiah cap this stunner off.

Whoever wrote this, directed this and produced this steaming pile of gopher shit should be wrapped in chicken wire and cinder blocks and dumped over the side of a boat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.


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