Let me address this from bottom to top:

Sunday...one of my best friends bartends all day at a dive bar with Sunday Ticket...I literally provide them all of their business on Sunday by word of mouth to my friends...it's a really nice, redone dive bar with 15 50" LCD TVs and direcTV...and no one goes...and they offer $1 drafts and $2 burgers...literally 15 of my friends and maybe 3 other regulars go every Sunday...and I get free reign to do whatever the **** I want...if that setting doesn't make football fans jealous...then they aren't really football fans.

Yes, my friends and EVEN me consistently call each other "the n word"...we don't really use it in the context of being racist, but sure, I can see how some might think that's totally, 100% racist and immature...I don't give a shit...I only refer to white people as n*gg*rs...and I think it's funny...and I'm not going to apologize for that...I don't really care what you think. Our Jimmy Johns guy delivers to us every time when we're drunk on his bike and we refer to him as bike n***** to his face...and for some reason he finds it hilarious and always brings us free shit...but of course we tip him an unordinate amount of money...but whatever, beside the point...

Admitted rapist? Ha! Talk about taking a funny story totally out of context. I said, tongue in cheek, it felt like 50% of the time I had sex with my girlfriend (at the time) she was passed out drunk...

Pill popper? I, like 50% of the other students I know, take Ritalin occasionally to write a paper...OMG. LMAO.

6th year of college? This might be my 7th...no, not really...I was even more mature when I graduated high school, went to ISU right when I was 19...had a terrible, drunk-fest of a first year and decided to take two years off and move to Chicago and check out the real world for myself before I decided I really needed to go back to school...so this isn't technically my 6th year...

Next. My priorities in life have nothing to do with school right now...I just don't care...I'm glad that you're published, married, full time teacher...whoopdeedoo...sadly...when I waited tables full time in Chicago...I probably made more money than you ROFL

Either way...my only real talent in life is I have exceptional people skills in real life...like, unbelievable. So...we'll see how far those can take me...but when I start worrying about where I am at in life, I'll let you know...

Now...as for you...I'm pretty decent at reading people and formulating an educated guess on some things...you...you throw drinks at girls in bar...you don't clean up after your pet...you "published" a thread on here of the most depressing, weirdest, suicidal free style writing I've ever read...

If you haven't cut yourself at least once I'd be shocked.

I think that there are a number of legitimate "can't miss" type guys, and a few tremendously high boom/bust guys at the top in this draft.

Can't miss:
Berry
Suh
McCoy
Okung
Gresham
Clausen
Best

Boom/Bust:
Mays
Dunlap
Bradford
Tebow
Byrant
Spiller
Bulaga

And there is really good talent deep into even the third round if all the top level underclassmen declare.

i did. i learn from hamas sometimes. he is one of those guys who will admit when they are wrong, it might be a positive rep that says **** YOU and a smile but at least he admits it, dane too. same thing.

mecca and otw never do they just move the goalposts to wherever they need to be for them to be right

If you put Matt Cassel on the Bengals...I think they'd be 4-1.

If you put Matt Cassel on the Jets...I think they'd be 3-2.

I think, right now, this year, Sanchez, Cassel and Palmer are all in the same tier of QB's in the NFL...

Not close to the first tier...not quite in the 2nd tier...but probably just in that 3rd tier...

If I HAD to choose a QB to take that final drive in the 4th quarter right now...sure, I'd take Palmer right now...but we'll see...I would bet money against the Bengals making the playoffs this year.

i disagree about Colt McCoy being a can't miss, same with Clausen.

I could see both busting ..... hard.

Well, then bend over:

http://i25.tinypic.com/2evxjep.jpg

at this point, my actual goal in life is to trip into a boatload of money and be able to sit around all day and play Halo and take advantage of 19 year old girls with low self-esteem...

That would be ideal.

I don't think Mays is boom or bust, at worst he'll be a good player for a long time.

I'm pretty sure Phil knew exactly what he was doing when he started this thread. It was going to be a 1000 post virulent blood bath from the moment he clicked the "Submit Post" button.

why dont some just talk to each other there then?

this is huh wow

key word. thanks

Hamas v. Hootie.

ROUND 3!

There is no such thing as a can't miss.

I will tell you this, no matter how good the DT prospect, they are always a ****ing crapshoot. I could see Best or Clausen being busts, and I would bet a shitload of duckts on McCoy never being more than a bottom tier starter in this league...if that.

Tebow is a Bust/Bust prospect, IMO.

It's all opinion dude, you're projecting the future.

However Mays is much safer than several of his guys on the lock list, like I don't think Colt McCoy has much of a chance of making it.