The upside is that Billay might do you a solid and lick your graveled ass clean.

The guy who's swerving all over the road going about 55 because he's texting/talking on his cell phone and the second he see's you trying to pass he's got to floor it and cut you off because if you get passed on the interstate it means your penis is small and you're less of a man....or something...

In all honesty I don't believe he'd get it completely clean.

He's miss a spot or stop to see how Chiefsplanet felt the act might impact his (vast, VAST) employment opportunities...

I'm with you bud.

**** you very much Buehler445, have a wonderful day.

People walk on the other side of the sidewalk in Europe. She is probably a Irish person

cheap hotel jeans
no ballroom:#
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Hotel jeans? Are those jeans made just for wearing in hotels? Or are they made by the hotel and offered like a bath robe? Is there no room for testicles in the jeans? Or no ballroom for dancing in the hotel wearing your new jeans? I'm not sure what to think.

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I half hope you are trying [and failing] at humor.

It's 50/50 [and not hindsight]. ;)

Sunday drivers

Non English speaking customer service people

dead batteries in the tv remote at a hotel room.
looks like i need an allen wrench to open the ****in thing up.
at least the one in the bedroom works.
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Getting asked a bunch of questions in the morning before your shift even starts. I have a guy who does this and he bugs the **** out of me. I literally told him one day "it's not 6:30 yet let me get my shit together". He still doesn't get it.

I was on an airplane watching people eating peanuts, and two guys on aisles ahead of me were holding the tiny peanut bag up over their heads and pouring peanuts into their mouths. This enrages me. Reach in and pull the peanuts out, people. It's simple. Don't throw back the peanut bag like it's a shot glass.

The only thing worse is when people hold the peanuts in the palm of their hand and jiggle them around and then hold their hand up and toss them into their mouth.

I have no idea why this bothers me, but I cannot abide by it.

I do this with hot cheetos ROFL (the first part of your gripe)

STOP IT!