Waking up with her butt in your face, what is the percentage of times has she farted?

0% Dude don’t ruin it for me.

Staying out late having a good time doesn't necessarily make you irresponsible.

If the kids weren't in a healthy, stable, safe environment the dude would perhaps have mentioned that instead?

You've got the qualifier so I'm not jumping down your throat here. That's your opinion, your wife agrees and it works for you. That's great.. out of curiosity, what kind of trouble is it asking for?

See title of thread.

I would think not having an affair would be a pretty good rule . But I guess you're OK with it as long as nobody drinks.

Going on a night out with girlfriends occasionally. Totally cool.

Doing it multiple times per week. At the age of 35. Married with kids.

That's odd and a bit troubling.

I was the one giving up going by myself.

We have a disabled daughter, she has to be taken care of. We don't just leave her with anyone. She has nurses and that time has to be scheduled. So the wife would be stuck at home more than I would be. I didn't think that was very fair so I made up the rule.

And it's proven that people make bad decisions when drunk so we don't have that to worry about either.

Well that's a given.

I'm sure you've "showed her"...

Tough guy

IDK how people don't set these kind of boundaries immediately in the first year of marriage. Your wife shouldn't be out past midnight with the 'girls' if alcohol is involved and it's without you. Maybe once or twice a month sure if a reasonable circumstance provides itself. But once you're married that shit needs to drop especially when kids come through.

I'm betting money she wouldn't like it if the scenarios were switched. Should definitely bring that shit up in counseling. Marriages are built on compromises.

And just a hint of advice here I do warn you now that she's cheated and managed to get you back your value is immediately lower. Might not notice it immediately but it is. I know it's butterflies and rainbows at the moment but this will fade and when it does just don't let her turn you into her lapdog bitch. She'll love you more for it later if you don't.

Dude. Seriously. Check your sarcasm meter once in a while

Sorry bro, more often than not, yes it does. He didn’t mention it because he probably doesn’t realize it yet.

LMAO... that's what I was thinking.. Prone to drinking till 6am, yet multiple days a week waking up with ass in the face? That's not good math, man...