His mom tells harrowing stories..

Umm. Reread his user name?

Did the douche find out you poked his girl yet?

Nope.

Why haven't you gone back for more?

Requires driving 50+ miles.

I live in bum**** nowhere, so that's pretty typical for me to have to do. Usually 40-45, but still.

That and the girl cut me off before I could try.

?

Doesn't want me; wants the d-bag.

So that's why you're "ThaVirus"

Hanging out with chick tonight for the first time alone.

Have spent time with her at 3 parties already, around her entire family.

Her uncle was trying to hook me up with her even though she was the reason I was already coming back to their parties haha.

Is it too lame to just hang around my house and watch some movies? She suggested that or to go get a drink and I don't know if I'm gonna be up for going out to the bar tonight.

She suggested that for one reason: she craves Buck's ****s.

I'd say it's better to stay at home than to do anything out, if she's comfortable with that. It gives you an opportunity to get to know each other without shouting over music or the nattering of other people. If you've spent time with her at 3 parties, you've done enough of that already.

He has more than one? No wonder the other girl was sore.

Yeah, Discuss. Fill us in on the shenanigans of that debacle.

She hot? How'd you bag and tag her? Did you PIIHB?

Not hot. Booze involved. I indirectly related to PIIHB and she said no way Jose because of the real estate south of the border.

I'm over it. She wants to be friends and that isn't a good move.

**** that. Don't be friends.

My date last night went well.

Buck is lying about these dates

No he's not. I've seen the girl on his facebook.

Why would I do that? Do you see my post-count?

My e-peen is already huuuuge.

Last night we just got some Mexican food and hung out and talked.

This morning she told me she wants to hang again tonight so I think a movie then maybe drinks.

How about movies and drinks at your pad?

I hate feeling so desperate, because I'm usually pretty picky. Not as picky on looks as personality. I've been with enough psycho and/or stupid bitches to really look hard at personality. It's just, right now I'm so damn bored that it makes me feel desperate.

Well this girl has been texting me sexy things all day, so that might have to happen.

Damn one of her dogs drowned in the pool today while she was at work.

I feel awful.

I think it's reasonable to feel bad after killing someone's dog. Asshole.

I thought all dogs could swim?

Like half the time we spent together last night she was talking about how much she loves her dogs.

Seems pretty par for the course. I've been meeting a lot of girls that love their dog/s. So long as it's a real dog and not one of those miniature yipper things. God I hate most of those types of "dogs".

I met a woman recently with just a grade A personality. She's pretty good looking too. At first I didn't really notice her in "that way" but after talking to her a few times I started to. She's actually funny and made me laugh. A rare occurence in my experiences. I made her laugh too. She's taken though. Bummer. :(

She's prolly trying to mind***k you. You should demand to see the body.

I told her being friends was off the table.

I believe we call those rats.

Match needs to quit populating my daily match list with women who haven't been online in two weeks. They don't make that information nearly visible enough, either. I sent a goddamned brilliant message to this one chick just now, only to see afterwards that she last logged on "within two weeks". Oh well.

Just copy and paste it to everygirl

The women on these websites are bombarded by a ****ton of messages, so if you want any chance of getting a response, you have to make yours personalized. Besides, the kind of women I'm trying to meet on the site are hopefully too smart to be won over by some shitty copying/pasting.

So I found out that there was some kind of pool cover on the pool that the dog somehow got under and then was trapped. Horrible.

I spent time with her last night just consoling her. She saw some pretty messed up shit when she pulled her dog out of the water.

If it was one of those small yapper dogs it deserved to drown.

Did you console her with your penis?

Do you think that's funny?

Not at all.

But, I am convinced small, ****ing yapper dogs are the devil.

People laugh at girls getting defeeted, so I am sure some think it is funny

Yeah, and in two months if this goes south. Buck will say he is glad.

It is CP motto, we joke about deaths unless it is direct relation. Then we just tempban anyone that breaks that line.

Yup. Seemed like fair game to me.

Buck just gets bent awfully easy and early
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Came across a profile of a very cool chick who emphatically states in her profile that she loves bacon and Dr. Who, and asks anybody who messages her to include their worst pickup line. My response:

http://i.imgur.com/KbbIBDL.png

I'm ****ing priceless.

Whoa.

Post her response plz.

You're getting a date out of this.

Her panties dropped

What is it with girls and their ****ing Full Size Mattresses?

We're two grown ass people, my feet go over the edge, if you plan on ****ing tall dudes and having them sleep in your bed, get a queen, at least.

Sleeping on the floor will fix that.

I had a full XL bed senior year of college. Other than being next to impossible to find appropriately-sized sheets for, it was a pretty good size for sharing, as long as neither party planned on sleeping much. That being said, I'm glad to have a queen now (as well as a larger bed).

On another note, the young lady who received the awesome bacon picture from me read the message and never even looked at my profile. Not sure what the hell else I can be expected to do.

You wouldn't know

Clay/billay, how many of these girls do you meet in an average month?

Does anyone have experience with girls who squirt while having sex? I need to know how to protect my bed and still be able to have spontaneous sex. The last two girls I've slept with have done this and I'm worried about my bed.

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And no one believes this $#it. Just admit you aren't sure how to get the jibbity out...

You need a pillow top with a plastic bottom. Or. Just tape a tarp tight to the bed. Pillow top on top. Then wash afterwards.

I would see if she got the humor. Or she is a catfish and is posting your pic. Google a description of it.

Get a waterproof liner to go under your sheets. http://www.overstock.com/Bedding-Bat...130805172208:s

Cool thanks.

Paging Hootie...

Finally!

http://www.glutenfreesingles.com/

Had a second date with a pretty cool girl tonight. I cooked her a fancy dinner and we watched Little Shop of Horrors huddled under a blanket. Romantic shit, right?

The interesting part: we met on Match, and it's tricky to convince someone to quit paying attention to/responding to all of the propositions she's getting. I'm thinking that I'll bring up the item of exclusivity next time around; three dates seems like a good deciding point, no?

Did u get a handjob?

Just block her and tell her you deleted your account. She'll delete hers if she's serious about you.

I think this is a bad idea. You're being NICE and you know how that can finish. Try to make her think it was her idea of being exclusive.

By all means continue to date other chicks. Can you see when she's last logged into match?

That might work, but I'm not really into mind games.

I know for a fact she's still active on the site, because I am too. Again, I'm not into playing mind games. I'm thinking that I'll just lay it out like it is: I like her a lot, and I'd be interested in making things exclusive (and shutting down the Match accounts). If she's not interested, there will be plenty who are, and I won't wait for her. That's the truth, and if it's not enough to motivate her, then I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with her after all.

Exclusive after 2 dates?

Disabled OKC a minute ago. There has been a backslide of talent that even I can't look past.

That's too bad. I've been talking to a 45 year old from there.

Three, technically. Call me selfish, but I don't like to share women. Unless it's clearly a one-night stand or a casual thing, I'm not going to be interested for very long if I'm just one horse in a stable. I've got a lot more to offer than most of these schmucks, anyhow, so I feel pretty justified.

Dude dont. You'll freak her out. Dating is all about games. How else will you know who's winning?

"You play to win the game"

Agreed. More experienced folk, tell me if this maxim is wrong:

"Less available but stay attainable"

And folks wonder why the divorce rate is so high.

Women's lib

Kudos on the successful date(s) with a cool chick.

However, it's too soon to bring up exclusivity, brah. If she brings it up and you feel the same, fine. However, for you to bring it up after 3 dates is just too early. You may end up pushing her away. Keep doing your thing (you shouldn't be exclusive if she isn't) and let her keep doing hers. If it continues on the right path then you can bring it up at a later date.

For example, I've been talking/dating to a girl for about a month now. We've gone on 3 official dates. There's no way in hell I'm bringing up exclusivity yet (and to be honest, I'm not quite there yet).

If it's right you'll both get there. At less than a month in and 3 dates you don't want to force the issue.

This.

I would go on more dates and make yourself less available to her. If she is really interested you will know real quick. If she ask's where you've been, be honest and tell her you've been busy and been on a date or two. She will either let you know that she's interested or you won't hear from her again.

Fair enough. I'm going out of town for a bit over a week next Tuesday, so we'll see how she responds to that.