For real though, i hope hope this inevitable royals win doesnt cause any suicides by met fans

Daniel Murphy... Jesus Christ himself.

2

Not quite

CHARLIE MURPHY!! /Bob Dole

**** murphy

DARKNESS.

Uh oh...Murphy...

Chiefs game more exciting by far.

Murphy. Will he achieve redemption, or will he be hit by a meteor to complete his trend?

WELL HEY YOU DUMB **** - THAT ISN'T ALEX RIOS

Yeah, I was just trying to be supportive.

Niese is Dan Aykroyd in the movie Nothing But Trouble.

I was still passed out.

I'd be pretty impressed if he was hit by a meteor.

That looked like a strike to me

DO NOT WALK HIM.

So that's a strike - but he missed the target by like 7 feet.

This ump.

Come on Hoch!

Use the Force Luke

I wonder what my throwing speed is. I've never thrown in front of a radar gun.

That was a strike but you'll never get that call when you cross your catcher up like that.

Missed that 1 ump

Come on Blue....

wow

Mixed bag here. Lagares doesn't have much power but he has given us issues.

What a gay ass walk up song

Oh Jesus that's funny. LMAO

What a bundle of sticks walkup music song

Not worried with 2 outs

You can't blame the ump there. You're not going to get the inside corner when your catcher is on the outside corner.

That's kind of a pitch around. Just get Legares and let's go

Murphy isn't going to steal

GONNA GO SMOKE THAT POLL BOYS

Good work Hoch.

Hoch is a monster

Thank you Eric, for using 2 hands and getting your body down.

Hoch dealin.

ROFLROFL

For reference:

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/imported_ass...tPitchFail.gif

Technology could remove this bias.

Smoke, Smoke

PREPARE THYSELF

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20151001173048

3, LET'S GET 'EM BOYS

Rep!

Neither team can get within field goal range.

Hochevar rules.

Great job Luke. Let's go bats. Can someone on our side pleas hit one ****ing home run in this stadium?

Out 3 that's what we needed now for some True Grit hits.

Nice work Hoch

Mets fans just want to go home to their 5000 square foot apartment

Hahahaha

Sure you can. He just missed the call. It happens.

Whew.

Royals need to put these fools away.

Hey, I'll take a leadoff walk, bunt, and a lousy single in this situation........

Hahaaaa! Now I get it. ROFL

Who pinch hits?

OK lets get 4 runs here so I can go to bed happy.

Lets go Royals

This is our inn...I can feel it...

I have to be up for work at 4:30 a.m. Let's end this NOW!

Perez and Gordong needa get something going!

Gotham skanks probably **** sewer rats

Come on Perez!

If Perez gets on base, do you lift him for Dyson?

Salvy!

Way to go, Salvy!

MBOMB ONE GORDO

My main bitch Sal!

UH OH. LEADOFF SINGLE BOYS

Here we go MEN

Hell yes!

Yes!

That's how we roll.

Nice

I think no.

That's a start.

Too bad Perez is slow

Jesus Perez you slow ass