Just can't resist can you.

Funny and true story about that girl, I literally had to mop the floor when we were done. She was a single mom, so I can't in good conscience say that I pulled off that elusive female feat. I didn't ask because frankly I sort of didn't want to know.

And wtf, she won the bet as I am in Denver she was a Bronco fan, even twice you might say...

Tinder

Very popular dating app, takes five pics off your facebook and your location and matches you up with single ladies in your area. More hookup based than dating.

I get the idea you'd prefer something longer term, it's sort of full of whores if you gathered from my week and why I quit it almost immediately. You're not missing much.

I stopped using Tinder because the whores all started to want a relationship and shit.

no thanks

Hahaha Ohhh I think I've had some small past experience with the sexual frustrations of a single mom. Im sure she didn't pee on you... At least no matter what it was, it was sterile.

I think.

Odds aren't really in your favor when you **** Broncos fans.

Well that's certainly reassuring Mer, the mysteries of the vagina...nobody knows what might come out of there. But hey, it's sterile. So at least I got that going for me.

Real nice girl. Very ****ing cute. Dinner next Tuesday.

This story sounds fake

Ehhh......not so much.

Urine is.

The womb is a bacteria factory...

I am guessing what Katipan picked up and you missed was that when women have children it can come with bladder control issues. The story is I was fingering her from behind and rubbing her clit at the same time (learn to combo son) and she came, and it seemed like her water broke. I have hardwood floors and she was over the dining table so really no harm no foul.

Is finger-came-unknown sploosh really so hard to believe?

Sucks being schooled in pussy.

Heh just logged onto Tinder and some girl invited me out for mardi gras. Perfect.