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NewChief 03-04-2014 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by COchief (Post 10467361)
I am guessing what Katipan picked up and you missed was that when women have children it can come with bladder control issues. The story is I was fingering her from behind and rubbing her clit at the same time (learn to combo son) and she came, and it seemed like her water broke. I have hardwood floors and she was over the dining table so really no harm no foul.

Is finger-came-unknown sploosh really so hard to believe?
That's called squirting. Not urine and not normal vaginal lubricant.

Titty Meat 03-04-2014 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by COchief (Post 10467361)
I am guessing what Katipan picked up and you missed was that when women have children it can come with bladder control issues. The story is I was fingering her from behind and rubbing her clit at the same time (learn to combo son) and she came, and it seemed like her water broke. I have hardwood floors and she was over the dining table so really no harm no foul.

Is finger-came-unknown sploosh really so hard to believe?
You look like a douche you sure it wasn't your asshole you were fingering?

Rausch 03-04-2014 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10467365)
Sucks being schooled in pussy.
It's like working in a mine: the more you go in there the more you learn about how dangerous the environment truly is...

Katipan 03-04-2014 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10467394)
It's like working in a mine: the more you go in there the more you learn about how dangerous the environment truly is...
Oh please tell me you come with a canary and I can drift off to sleep.

COchief 03-04-2014 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10467388)
That's called squirting. Not urine and not normal vaginal lubricant.
*Sigh* I know dude, my original post below was a sly reference to her either pissing on my floor or squirting.

"so I can't in good conscience say that I pulled off that elusive female feat."

RunKC 03-04-2014 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10467314)
Real nice girl. Very ****ing cute. Dinner next Tuesday.
Nice! where did you find this one?

ThaVirus 03-05-2014 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10467389)
You look like a douche you sure it wasn't your asshole you were fingering?

Heh.

Pretty funny, billay.

Rausch 03-05-2014 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10467413)
Oh please tell me you come with a canary and I can drift off to sleep.
Sorry, I'm not really good with birds...:D

DaKCMan AP 03-05-2014 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 10456392)
Meeting up next week with a girl I briefly dated 3 yrs ago. Haven't seen her since early 2011. We'll see how that goes.
Went well. Plan on setting up something to see her again.

REDHOTGTO 03-05-2014 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10467227)
Dating is awesome!!!!
gald i aint out there doin this crap ! i dont FB tweet or any o that crap, just an old married man. only looked on here to see what all the bitchins about lol!

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2014 05:55 PM
I wonder if any of these chicks have Google Clay ' s name and found his account here ROFL

Hammock Parties 03-05-2014 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10468556)
I wonder if any of these chicks have Google Clay ' s name and found his account here ROFL
It's not funny. This board destroyed a relationship I had.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2014 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10468565)
It's not funny. This board destroyed a relationship I had.
Sorry. I don't remember that. What a bunch of dicks.

Hammock Parties 03-05-2014 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10468567)
Sorry. I don't remember that. What a bunch of dicks.
It's not really anyone's fault. People are stupid though, and if they let message board bullshit destroy a relationship, they deserve exactly what they get.

Simply Red 03-05-2014 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10468581)
It's not really anyone's fault. People are stupid though, and if they let message board bullshit destroy a relationship, they deserve exactly what they get.
STOP ACTING LIKE GIRLS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN CHIEFS PLANET!!


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