Damn. This is a pretty bitchy statement, whether you intended it that way or not.

:shrug:

Is this your first day?

Go easy on him

Big Smoke: I send out a generic complement

Girl: thanks

Me: do what's your name where ya from?

Girl: blah blah you?

Me: tell them where I'm from

Girl: I love that area I'm down there a lot

Me: awesome we should go out whats your #

Girl: #.

Works 80-90% of the time. Usually if they respond to the first message you're in. Think about it why would they respond if there's no attraction.

Too wordy, how about;

Big Smoke: Wanna ****?

If you want that postpartum hallway stuffed, the answer is no.

That doesn't work the more you act like you don't want to get laid the more likely you will.

Its very sweet that you feel the need to stick up for Clay. But I've invested the kind of hours into his cock that you only dream of. Since his virgin dreams to his first dates.

It took a village.

You only see your hero. Someone to look up to. To try and emulate. I remember the scared fat virgin we had to hand hold after his first abortive throat ****ing.

Were you there?
You were, huh.

Maybe next time you try relaxing.

Milf hunting?