Man no wonder Chagrin hasn't posted in awhile.

That's what sucks about women. They say one thing, want another, and then get mad when you listen to what they say.

I just want to figure women out, from meeting them and getting dates with them, to dating them and figuring out why they love decorative pillows. If I ever find that out, I can die a content man.

I'm good, but even I'm not good enough to type on ChiefsPlanet and pleasure a woman at the same time.

Women like decorative pillows for the same reason they want to dress up the toilet.

You can give up that little quest right now. Women don't understand women. There's no hope for the rest of us.

I have the social skills of a polar bear.

All I ever get from women is, "I like you, as a friend." And I don't know, cause I don't wait to long to ask them out, and I let them know I think they're hot.

Like I said, if I could figure out women, I'd die a happy man. I wanna be a player, but I just don't know how. :-)

If you don't want to be thought of as a friend don't try to get your foot in the door as a friend that doesn't work, once you're thought of as a friend you'll never escape, make your intentions known right away.

Well, I have the social skills of an ice shelf, so there has to be hope for you.

Totally "get" men tho.

All you gotta do is bend over and wink.

No, I don't do the friend thing anymore. I learned that the hard way.

Just the other day, I was talking to a girl who was flirting with me, and asked me out, but had a boyfriend. I just flat out asked her what was up, and she told me I was just a friend. Needless to say, I'm not going anywhere with her.

What's the wink for?

You could have been an asshole some women like that, like say "**** your boyfriend"

They didn't say to wink with their eye...

Now that's funny.