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SenselessChiefsFan 03-06-2009 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558609)
A white 30-year old woman or a Hispanic 32-year old woman? Both are single, and into me just for the ****ing. They both know I am a virgin.

Other factors:

The white woman lives about an hour away.

The Hispanic woman lives three miles away.

The white woman has no children

The Hispanic woman has one child.

The white woman is really kinky, wants me to pull her hair, and likes it rough. She sends me naughty messages. She said she wanted to "teach me."

The Hispanic seems more reserved, though I haven't really asked. She did say she wanted to "**** my brains out." However, she has indicated she doesn't really believe I am a virgin, or that it is hard to believe.

The white woman has a great ass, and good tits.

The Hispanic woman has great tits, and no ass.

I will now field your questions.
BTW: I think you already lost your virginity. The dog in your avatar looks like it has been dosed with GHB and violated.

Hammock Parties 03-06-2009 02:06 PM
Your insults are hollow and meaningless.

Katipan 03-06-2009 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5561120)
Purple?!
Like chewed up Grape Bubbalicious.

Donger 03-06-2009 02:08 PM
I hope GoChiefs isn't copulating with his pets. I've heard it breaks their will, or something.

StcChief 03-06-2009 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5561153)
I hope GoChiefs isn't copulating with his pets. I've heard it breaks their will, or something.
are tube socks Pets?
he's likely moved up to Fleshlight. :)

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 02:20 PM
i wonder whats up at KU with students bangin' dogs?

Delano 03-06-2009 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561147)
Like chewed up Grape Bubbalicious.
Was that the dude or the chick?

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 02:23 PM
if you having gotten any, how can you dismiss the power of black?

Donger 03-06-2009 02:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5561190)
i wonder whats up at KU with students bangin' dogs?
It's the natural course of action when you name your dog "Oread."

Molitoth 03-06-2009 02:23 PM
Gotta go with the Kinky chick!!!!!

Watch out for poop-dick. These chicks are in their 30's...

MIAdragon 03-06-2009 02:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561147)
Like chewed up Grape Bubbalicious.
eck!

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 02:29 PM
why do i get the feeling that apple pies have not been safe at his house

Donger 03-06-2009 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5561238)
why do i get the feeling that apple pies have not been safe at his house
Even the Dutch ones?

Katipan 03-06-2009 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5561199)
Was that the dude or the chick?
yes

luv 03-06-2009 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561320)
yes
LMAO


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