WilliamTheIrish |
05-20-2009 12:31 AM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by petegz28
(Post 5778706)
What a ****ing finish!!! I'm sorry I left in the top of the 8th.
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First, I'm going to give you credit for being honest and telling us you left the game. ... "Credit"
Now....
What kind of a piece of shite fan are you? Leaving in the 8th inning because you feel the sandman coming on? It's not like you can sleep in that house with that giant, radiant, luminous globe yard lamp burning a hole through the windows in your house that was put in by the black neighbor you fear so much.
I mean.. did your old lady want to leave? Did she entice you to leave? Hopefully she banged you. And if she did, is your asshole still sore? Because only a guy who would take it directly into the Meremac cavern would leave a game in the 8th inning and MISS THE BIGGEST ****ING RALLY OF THE SEASON!!!
You are to fandom what Sprint is to customer service. Complete and total horseshit. You should outsource your fandom to India. At least then the stench of your posts would be graced with the fine smell of curry. I could then ask the guy who takes your place as a fan the latest cricket scores from the Wazihiri 1st division.
JFC, even Hillman stayed for the whole game. As much as you bitch about him, you should have at least stayed by his side during his finest hour. But Noooooooo. You were....... sleepy. You're the kind of guy who left Custer at Little Big Horn. I take that back. Anybody with any real sense would have left Custer, so you probably would have stayed.
You ****ing poseur you. I hope a 3cm kidney stone finds it's way into your urethra and I hope the urologist who has to remove it hears this story and uses a razor wire catheter.
Okay, same time tomorrow, right?
High fives/fistbumps,tip o' the cap/mosh pit at home plate for the game winning 9th inning rally.
What a game.
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