I'm not sure why, but every time we go out of town, I get the consties. The Mrs and I went for a weekend getaway this past weekend and of course I didn't go for 3 days. We got back Monday evening so I figured by Tuesday morning I'd be blowing it up. Drank my usual 2 cups of coffee yesterday, but nothing happened. Well, this morning all hell broke loose. I think I saw some gum I swallowed in 82. I've gone 4 times sofar and feel like there's more to come. Pray for me brothers and sisters

I might have cried. The splash was so big a shower was needed.

I think lost 8 lbs.

Equate Daily fiber (I use it every 2-3 days) is your friend.

Plz update

Generally the culprit is dehydration, especially if you're blasting the AC on your trip.

I think I've weathered the storm, thanks for asking;:)

Uh Oh! The Dam is blocked and called in Ex-Lax for unblocking.

Only happens 2-3 times a year. Too much bread and cheese.

Sugar-free maple syrup has sorbitol which is what gives prunes their laxative properties. I eat waffles about once a week to keep things moving.

Holy cow the damn has broken and a tsunami has occured!

I'm about to destroy the toilet at work. Wish me luck. :usa:

Had dental work on Monday and haven't had an appetite because my jaw hurts. Normally a morning pooper daily but now I'M WAITING FOR A GOOD POOP!
Damit.

shits have been very thick, dark and toxic lately

pretty sure it's the chili

I think there was a reference a while back about this. It talks about the SPEW of microscopic particles during a flush. Not sure it was in this thread though.

https://whnt.com/news/toilets-spew-i...owered-lasers/

has anyone noticed this shit is impossible to find right now?

i tried to instacart some from CVS and the guy couldn't find it

i never see it at price chopper anymore

went online, all i see is outrageous prices on ebay

is someone cornering the market for cheap magic poop medicine?

The Russians don't want us pooping well