LMAO

Toxicology report is back. Apparently, it was a vaccine of fentanyl and cocaine.


https://nypost.com/2024/02/01/news/t...me-report/amp/

I knew they weren’t telling us the truth about those vaccines!

Triple the lethal dose of fentanyl.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ine-drugs.html

But I don't see anything in there ruling out syphilis.

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Yeah, that's what I figured from the start. The shit is all full of fentanyl these days.

Okay, so Fentanyl. That makes a lot of sense, and it was one of our theories, and one of the most likely at that. I can deal with that.

But what theories did we HOPE were true? I'll rank theories by the one I was rooting for the most versus the least.

I was strongly hoping for one of these...

Bigfoot attack - Be honest, we were all hoping for this one.

Xfactor transporting Komodo Dragons - It would be the first time I ever found him entertaining, and it would finally get him off the streets.


I was somewhat hoping for one of these ...

Drugs - Darwinism has its uses.

Von Miller - I don't like him killing Chiefs fans, but it would make the broncos look bad again.


I was neutral about these ...

Fentanyl in drugs - Again, Darwinism has its uses, but Fentanyl is scary stuff.

Rabies - Them's the breaks.

Chiefsaholic robbery gone wrong - It means that my bank money is safe.


I was somewhat hoping these weren't true...

Ray Lewis - My understanding is that he only murders people east of the Mississippi, so the increased range would be concerning.

Accidental - thermostat set too high in the house so they decided to sit outside for a while - I could see myself doing this.

Murder by someone other than Peacock executives - I'm generally against murder.

Syphilis - It seems unpleasant.

Sharks with lasers - They have a lot of scores to settle with us, but at the same time I live far inland.


I was strongly hoping these weren't true...

Murdered by Peacock executives due to non-subscription - I could see Peacock doing this, and I'm at risk.

Trampled by zebras - It would only happen if the zebras were frightened, and I'd feel bad for them.

Rapid-onset old age - I don't need this happening any faster than it already is.

Rabies vaccine reaction - I might get rabies someday, so I want this to be useful.

Covid vaccine reaction - I got vaccinated, so this would be really bad.

It was a false flag! The CIA put fentanyl in their system to cover up the vaccines!

Orrrrrrrrrrr

KCChiefsfan50/50 is a ****ing idiot conspiracy nut who is wrong 99% of the time.

Guess I have done it all. Rabies is no joke. Trust me. Esp in Korea.

So they bought coke laced with fentanyl. Damn. Its so goddamn common it seems like. Doing a line at this point is like playing russian roulette.

Sorry rain man. Meant to up vote. On my tablet.

If BRC was there he would’ve given the victims Narcan and they would still be alive today by golly.

One thing about this case that occurred to me is maybe the homeowner didn't know those guys were in his backyard because he had no reason to check his backyard for frozen corpses. I live in a townhouse, and the only windows that face the backyard are the master bedroom and the unfinished basement, and a sliding glass door that opens to the deck. I rarely go down to the basement, and the door and bedroom window are both covered with vertical blinds that we have little or no reason to open, especially this time of year (it's not like I grill when it's below freezing). There could be a dozen dead hookers in my backyard right now and I wouldn't know it until they thawed out later in the year and started to stink.

Now I'm wondering if I should check my backyard for dead hookers.... :hmmm:

Or Von Miller

Tough crowd.