ChiefsPlanet - Life New Dating Megathread

Back when I was 20 or so I worked at a restaurant and asked a few of the girls (around my age at the time) how they'd feel if a guy used a coupon on their first date.

They all said it was "cheap" and that they wouldn't date the guy any more.

Shit, if I had a coupon and it saved a bundle I'd use it. But of course I'd wait till the girl was gone and try to get it to the waiter during that time, I would be stealthy about it she would not know I used a coupon.

Skyy God

03-13-2014 02:56 PM

Met this chick on layover at an airport this week. She (presumably) owns a plane and is originally from the KC area.... may ask her to a concert next month.

http://i62.tinypic.com/6tjo11.jpg

Titty Meat

03-13-2014 03:40 PM

Rich and hawt get her pregnant.

Pasta Little Brioni

03-13-2014 03:43 PM

Too fat/ Matt Cassels line call

ghak99

03-13-2014 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10488372)

Rich and hawt get her pregnant.

LMAO

Hammock Parties

03-13-2014 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10488201)

Met this chick on layover at an airport this week. She (presumably) owns a plane and is originally from the KC area.... may ask her to a concert next month.

http://i62.tinypic.com/6tjo11.jpg

Bad idea. Can't talk during a damn concert.

Cephalic Trauma

03-13-2014 04:48 PM

The only talking that needs to be done is with your dick.

Skyy God

03-13-2014 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10488534)

Bad idea. Can't talk during a damn concert.

I'm pretty sure if she flys from (city redacted) to KC we'd do more than go to a show.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10488576)

The only talking that needs to be done is with your dick.

Also this.

Eureka

03-13-2014 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10488372)

Rich and hawt get her pregnant.

That transaction can really have some blowback!!!!!!!

Eureka

03-13-2014 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10488534)

Bad idea. Can't talk during a damn concert.

No but you can dance, smile, laugh, etc.

Isn't talking to the opposite sex 90% body language?

Hammock Parties

03-13-2014 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 10488684)

No but you can dance, smile, laugh, etc.

Isn't talking to the opposite sex 90% body language?

If you just want to **** her, go for it.

If you actually want to get to know her, bad idea IMO.

Cephalic Trauma

03-13-2014 05:22 PM

At first you're all like...

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10485753)

I think some of these girls are so completely bored by "having a drink and talking" that if you don't try to do something different the first time you meet them you're out. It's your job to entertain them, especially if they're hot. It's not enough just to meet them and get to know them a little. You must be Mr. Cool And Awesome. Immediately.

But now it's all...

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10488688)

If you just want to **** her, go for it.

If you actually want to get to know her, bad idea IMO.

My advice stands: Have fun at the concert, plow her pleasure pouch, and ask questions later.

ghak99

03-13-2014 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10488594)

I'm pretty sure if she flys from (city redacted) to KC we'd do more than go to a show.

Also this.

Whatever you do, don't get in the plane with her.

There are amazonian tribal gay porns that start like that.

Cephalic Trauma