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Yeah, don't let it get you down. Just keep trying like you've been doing and eventually it'll work out. It's interesting to see how you've changed over the years.

Eureka

03-15-2014 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10492822)

My pussy rate would skyrocket if I had green eyes.

Green eyes are the rarest. How would this help?

ThaVirus

03-15-2014 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 10492863)

Green eyes are the rarest. How would this help?

Women love light eyes. It's even more rare in people with my skin tone. I'd look something like this:

Pasta Little Brioni

03-15-2014 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10492598)

There honestly needs to be a forum for battered men of online dating. I used to get excited about going out to meet Someone4 new. Now it's like "ugh, god, what next." Statistically, I'm more likely to have my kidneys stolen and sold on the black market than actually find a nice girl at this point.

I am right there with you. This is becoming more of a chore than anything.

Hammock Parties

03-15-2014 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10493058)

I am right there with you. This is becoming more of a chore than anything.

yolo.

http://www.eventbrite.com/e/speed-da...ts-10928331935

Bowser

03-15-2014 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10493128)

yolo.

http://www.eventbrite.com/e/speed-da...ts-10928331935

Ha! Now you must not only go, but share your experiences with the rest of the class.

Hammock Parties

03-15-2014 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10493130)

Ha! Now you must not only go, but share your experiences with the rest of the class.

It's not until May, but **** it. In.

I'll bet it's full of ham beasts.

Pasta Little Brioni

03-15-2014 02:43 PM

15 rejections would sting a bit ROFL

Bowser

03-15-2014 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10493132)

It's not until May, but **** it. In.

I'll bet it's full of ham beasts.

Just high protein, high cardio until then. You'll have those "ham bests" swooning!

Eureka

03-15-2014 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10493132)

It's not until May, but **** it. In.

I'll bet it's full of ham beasts.

Grab a tag number and go on in! Curious about your assessment if you attend.

Anyone have fun/success at these types of events?

Pasta Little Brioni

03-15-2014 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10493156)

Just high protein, high cardio until then. You'll have those "ham bests" swooning!

Lowered expectations for an improved success rate!! Crazy, unrealistic, or fat. That's usually the type this crap draws including online

Hammock Parties

03-15-2014 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10493156)

You'll have those "ham bests" swooning!

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-31458...if-Du-5Lr8.gif

Bowser

03-15-2014 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10493163)

Lowered expectations for an improved success rate!! Crazy, unrealistic, or fat. That's usually the type this crap draws including online

You just reversed jinxed it for Clay. Now he's going to walk out of there with a Carrie Underwood clone that Donger will say is going to be fat one day.

Hammock Parties

03-15-2014 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10493153)

15 rejections would sting a bit ROFL

It's 5 minutes. You get an email the next day with mutual matches.

I'm sure it's entirely based on looks. Which, actually might work in my favor. Less is more.

I'd like to know if any the people that go to this have dates after the event is over though. I'm sure people are like **** this e-mail bullshit, let's go out.

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