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Pasta Little Brioni 03-15-2014 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10493166)
You just reversed jinxed it for Clay. Now he's going to walk out of there with a Carrie Underwood clone that Donger will say is going to be fat one day.
I hope he does. He's earned it as I know the crap he is putting up with.

Simply Red 03-15-2014 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10492598)
There honestly needs to be a forum for battered men of online dating. I used to get excited about going out to meet someone new. Now it's like "ugh, god, what next." Statistically, I'm more likely to have my kidneys stolen and sold on the black market than actually find a nice girl at this point.

It shouldn't be so hard But it is.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-15-2014 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10493170)
It's 5 minutes. You get an email the next day with mutual matches.

I'm sure it's entirely based on looks. Which, actually might work in my favor. Less is more.

I'd like to know if any the people that go to this have dates after the event is over though. I'm sure people are like **** this e-mail bullshit, let's go out.
Yeah I meant if someone doesn't get an email.

5 minutes they may not be as judgemental if u are handsome.

I am sure that happens.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-15-2014 02:55 PM
Billay, we are goin hoggin

Hammock Parties 03-15-2014 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10493176)
Yeah I meant if someone doesn't get an email.

5 minutes they may not be as judgemental if u are handsome.

I am sure that happens.
It's 15 five-minute dates for $20.

That's a HELL of a lot cheaper than match.com.

Hammock Parties 03-15-2014 02:57 PM
Billay, you can sign up for the 31-44 event and go cougar hunting.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-15-2014 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10493182)
It's 15 five-minute dates for $20.

That's a HELL of a lot cheaper than match.com.
Sounds at least worth a shot.

Simply Red 03-15-2014 03:09 PM
Clay I'm going to need you to credit me for the 'shelter for battered men' idea - that's a Simply Red original.

I credit others when I use their stuff. I need the attention hun...

Hammock Parties 03-15-2014 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10493198)
Clay I'm going to need you to credit me for the 'shelter for battered men' idea - that's a Simply Red original.

I credit others when I use their stuff. I need the attention hun...
Searched your posts. No reference to that.

You want attention? Pretend to be a girl on a dating site.

Simply Red 03-15-2014 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10493207)
Searched your posts. No reference to that.

You want attention? Pretend to be a girl on a dating site.
it wasn't over Cp and you know it - it's my material. I've used it for yrs and we both know that I shared that with you via Txt. or I-M.

Hammock Parties 03-15-2014 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10493212)
it wasn't over Cp and you know it - it's my material. I've used it for yrs and we both know that I shared that with you via Txt. or I-M.
well thank you for planting your most fruitful seed in my fertile brain

Simply Red 03-15-2014 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10493214)
well thank you for planting your most fruitful seed in my fertile brain
It's a great little thing. I think it's really funny.

Hammock Parties 03-15-2014 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10493216)
It's a great little thing. I think it's really funny.
It is. You are funny.

Simply Red 03-15-2014 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10493219)
It is. You are funny.
You're a nice person - worthy of being loved - I think good things will happen if you hang in there - you have a good natural culture about you - Never give up - Demonpenz just went for it and landed a women he's very happy with. That's all it really takes - Sometimes I get caught up in trying to be cool around a woman - as Dave Lane says - pretend they're ugly - don't be scared to slightly insult dem bitches from time to time - most of them totally deserve it - except katipan and any other female poster here, on CP - for they're protected peoples - 'made women' if you will.

Hammock Parties 03-15-2014 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10493227)
You're a nice person - worthy of being loved - I think good things will happen if you hang in there - you have a good natural culture about you - Never give up - Demonpenz just went for it and landed a women he's very happy with. That's all it really takes - Sometimes I get caught up in trying to be cool around a woman - as Dave Lane says - pretend they're ugly - don't be scared to slightly insult dem bitches from time to time - most of them totally deserve it - except katipan and any other female poster here, on CP - for they're protected peoples - 'made women' if you will.
will you be my sugar daddy in 10 years


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