OK.... so out of the blue I asked my wife if she wanted a facial. It'd never come up.

And she, also out of the blue, says, "No... that's fine. Did you know you have to have a license to do those?"










So a little back story... my wife is a massage therapist, and works at a spa. Where they give a different kind of facial. And that's where her mind was.

We had a good laugh.

Go blow a dwarf.

So who are the 5 chicks on this board that love it?

I think it's 4 chicks, and one virgin male. ROFL

Here's some free advice: No woman can turn down a facial if you properly execute the houdini.