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keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5560999)
I think I am too. The first black penis I saw was purple.

The first black vagina I saw was purple.

I'm okay with never seeing another one again.
I haven't seen any non porn related black cock, but I haven't encountered a purple pussy. That must've been one dark girl.

I've always been preferential to asians. I think the least interesting thing in the world to me is a blonde white girl.

Simply Red 03-06-2009 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558609)
A white 30-year old woman or a Hispanic 32-year old woman? Both are single, and into me just for the ****ing. They both know I am a virgin.

Other factors:

The white woman lives about an hour away.

The Hispanic woman lives three miles away.

The white woman has no children

The Hispanic woman has one child.

The white woman is really kinky, wants me to pull her hair, and likes it rough. She sends me naughty messages. She said she wanted to "teach me."

The Hispanic seems more reserved, though I haven't really asked. She did say she wanted to "**** my brains out." However, she has indicated she doesn't really believe I am a virgin, or that it is hard to believe.

The white woman has a great ass, and good tits.

The Hispanic woman has great tits, and no ass.

I will now field your questions.


Where's the ghey option?

Donger 03-06-2009 03:03 PM
The crazy yet unfortunately stunningly beautiful girl I dated through high school had a purple vagina.

Katipan 03-06-2009 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561328)
I haven't seen any non porn related black cock, but I haven't encountered a purple pussy. That must've been one dark girl.

I've always been preferential to asians. I think the least interesting thing in the world to me is a blonde white girl.
heh. I like those. They're the opposite of me.

I think the purple is a mixture of the dark skin and the super pink watermelon blow pop center we're all supposed to have.

The colors blurr together in the light of a strobe.

luv 03-06-2009 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561328)
I haven't seen any non porn related black cock, but I haven't encountered a purple pussy. That must've been one dark girl.

I've always been preferential to asians. I think the least interesting thing in the world to me is a blonde white girl.
Just another reason for us brunettes to love you so much. :p

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:07 PM
I'd take a brunette over a redhead, which is apparently unusual.

Black women are okay, but they need to look exotic.

Middle-eastern women I'm not sure about. I haven't encounted many, and most of the ones I have are of the 'don't look at men' variety. I think the cultural differences would be too much.

My perfect woman would be a tall beautiful asian with some kind of british/australian accent.

Katipan 03-06-2009 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561343)
I'd take a brunette over a redhead, which is apparently unusual.

Black women are okay, but they need to look exotic.

Middle-eastern women I'm not sure about. I haven't encounted many, and most of the ones I have are of the 'don't look at men' variety. I think the cultural differences would be too much.
Go with the Indian girls. Enough similarities in cultures with all the extra submissivness.

beach tribe 03-06-2009 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561334)
heh. I like those. They're the opposite of me.

I think the purple is a mixture of the dark skin and the super pink watermelon blow pop center we're all supposed to have.

The colors blurr together in the light of a strobe.
I had a filipina GF with a purple pussy.

ottawa_chiefs_fan 03-06-2009 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5561333)
The crazy yet unfortunately stunningly beautiful girl I dated through high school had a purple vagina.
That was probably just from squatting to piss in the vat of Purple Jesus.

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561347)
Go with the Indian girls. Enough similarities in cultures with all the extra submissivness.
Submissiveness only works if she's 3 feet tall with a flat head.

MIAdragon 03-06-2009 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5561330)
Where's the ghey option?
Its a given Red.

MIAdragon 03-06-2009 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561347)
Go with the Indian girls. Enough similarities in cultures with all the extra submissivness.
Yea but they aren’t too high on the mouth to penis stuff.

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5561367)
Yea but they aren’t too high on the mouth to penis stuff.
Well, she'll have a shock the first time I AtM her.

Katipan 03-06-2009 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561374)
Well, she'll have a shock the first time I AtM her.
Second time's never as bad

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561377)
Second time's never as bad
It'll at least train her to wipe more carefully.


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