Red

Introduce yourself and ask her out - nature will do the rest - BREATHE man - have you never asked a girl out before? :D

It's Saturday!!! woo hoo!! You hanging out by the pool with Christie, I assume, right?

He's going to call her tomorrow.

are you f**king dense?

"waiting" was absolutely no one's advice. we ALL said to act now, act now, ACT NOW. and we warned you of the consequences. so what happens? you wait, spout some bullshit about being the alpha male, and miss out on the pussy. then you sit and sulk about it, and even go so far as to say she disrespected you.

get your face out of the f**king book and go talk to her. unless you are sub-consciously trying to screw this up, and in that case you don't need to get so down about yourself - deep down you knew you weren't going to get laid.

this thread is so f**king frustrating. and the audacity for you to continue to say "thanks for the advise guys, I'm gonna wait," and "you guys were right and I missed out, I might try again LATER". Plus the fact that gochiefs now feels like a player compared to you when he considers an internet slut ditching him in traffic a fulfilling sexual experience.

either you want it or you don't. my guess is that you really don't. that's fine, but it's kind of weird to act like you're some Don Juan alpha male and then be afraid to return a text

So... you ****ed her all weekend, right?

Oh... nevermind, GoSimply [circa 2000-2008]

I'm really thinking I need to fly to Atlanta and get Simply Red laid.

That sounds completely absurd. But there's no question I could do it.

The question is whether he really wants it to happen.

So, did you give her that pearl necklace she's always wanted?

your new-found self-esteem is insulting to every man who lives in the real world.

have you ever had a half-way decent conversation with a woman you didn't meet on the internet?

Sure. I did go to high school you know.

PS - It's not like it's some great herculean feat. Simply Red is good looking, in shape, witty, engaging, owns two Audis and lives in a swank apartment. Anyone with half a brain and a set of balls could get him laid.

He just needs someone to push him into the pussy.

In this day and age, who gives a ****?

If he's bangin', he's bangin'.

Pad the headboard so mom can't hear...

And keep bangin'.

except he isn't bangin'.

he's getting ditched on the highway and getting hit-on by gay guys pretending to be chicks on craigslist.

Oh yeah?

http://i28.tinypic.com/35idrt2.jpg

Did this morph into the epic fail thread?