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Dixie Land 03-02-2013 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefnj2 (Post 9458093)
I can't fathom whynanyone thinks Smith is really an upgrade over Cassel.

Remember how last year everyone thought Cassel was the king of check downs and dink and dunk? Compared to Smith, Cassel is an aerial king.

In 9 games last year Cassel threw 69 passes between 11 and 20 yards.
Smith in 10 games? 39 attempts.

Cassel had 26 attempts from 20-30 yards.
Smith had 8.

Smith's "impressive" numbers were solely the result of being on the shortest leash in NFL history.

TRUST me on this, the short leash if for a reason...

Mr. Flopnuts 03-02-2013 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Go to Hell (Post 9458108)
Hey guys:

If Alex Smith was wearing 4 rings, what kind of rings would they be?

Cock rings.

Hootie 03-02-2013 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dixie Land (Post 9458083)
THIS times 1000

I truly think Alex Smith is better than Tom Brady.

He proved it against the Cardinals. He is like 50 times better than Brady.

Hootie 03-02-2013 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sandusksuna (Post 9458058)
The point is, dipshit, you can't use any stats for Smith from any Lions games since their defense is absolute dog shit. Gunther has been there since 2009. Herp derp. You've seen Gunther's defenses first hand so I assumed you'd understand. Obviously you were in stasis from 2004-2008. Like talking to a wall...lacquered in antifreeze, teeming with AIDs.

TOM BRADY?? REALLY? Tom Brady has proven himself over and over again and is a first ballot HoF. You can't even mention them in the same breath as that's an insult to Brady. WTF are you smoking?

which is why I spun your stats game and used the Cardinals as an example...you won't give credit for Smith playing well against Detroit because of Gunther but when he plays a perfect game on the road against a good pass defense (one that shut down Tom Brady in New England the same year) you won't give Smith any credit either...

the dude is an ok QB...he's between a Dilfer and a Green...that's not anything I'm looking forward to and for the 1000TH time...

I hate the move because we gave up WAY TOO MUCH and a fan base that was DESPERATE for hope was given NONE by this move that, at the very best, if we build a SUPER TEAM around Alex Smith...the best we can hope for is a wild card berth because Peyton Manning plays in our division. Horrible move.

Dixie Land 03-02-2013 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9458115)
I truly think Alex Smith is better than Tom Brady.

He proved it against the Cardinals. He is like 50 times better than Brady.

OK wake up from your sleep your having a nightmare....or you ARE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE of an ALEXSEXUAL.....WOW nothing amazes me anymore...:banghead:

Pasta Little Brioni 03-02-2013 06:48 PM

Hootie vs. The Baters.

It has come fruition again.

Hammock Parties 03-02-2013 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9458113)
Cock rings.

LMAO

Seriously, I need to put 4 rings on Alex Smith's fingers.

Give me something to work with here. Decoder rings?

Setsuna 03-02-2013 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9458123)
which is why I spun your stats game and used the Cardinals as an example...you won't give credit for Smith playing well against Detroit because of Gunther but when he plays a perfect game on the road against a good pass defense (one that shut down Tom Brady in New England the same year) you won't give Smith any credit either...

the dude is an ok QB...he's between a Dilfer and a Green...that's not anything I'm looking forward to and for the 1000TH time...

I hate the move because we gave up WAY TOO MUCH and a fan base that was DESPERATE for hope was given NONE by this move that, at the very best, if we build a SUPER TEAM around Alex Smith...the best we can hope for is a wild card berth because Peyton Manning plays in our division. Horrible move.

Yes the Cards defense is good. That is the truth. I won't deny that. But I just told you that using Tom Brady as a talent gauge on Alex Smith is not wise and unwarranted. And you don't really believe Smith > Brady. You're just ****ing with me with that one.

Hootie 03-02-2013 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dixie Land (Post 9458126)
OK wake up from your sleep your having a nightmare....or you ARE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE of an ALEXSEXUAL.....WOW nothing amazes me anymore...:banghead:

dude if you don't think Alex Smith is better than Tom Brady you are just a plain n00b

basically he's the 5th best QB in the NFL

Joe Flacco is #1
Peyton Manning is #2
Jay Cutler is #3
Ryan Tannehill is #4 (this one is close though)
and then Alex Smith at #5

Brady is like #18

he just can't get it done in big games

Setsuna 03-02-2013 06:50 PM

Nuvarings!

Thig Lyfe 03-02-2013 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Go to Hell (Post 9458141)
LMAO

Seriously, I need to put 4 rings on Alex Smith's fingers.

Give me something to work with here. Decoder rings?

ROBOCOP

Hootie 03-02-2013 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sandusksuna (Post 9458143)
Yes the Cards defense is good. That is the truth. I won't deny that. But I just told you that using Tom Brady as a talent gauge on Alex Smith is not wise and unwarranted. And you don't really believe Smith > Brady. You're just ****ing with me with that one.

I wasn't using it as anything other than a point to prove that you can't say "player X is bad because he didn't do this against [insert team here]"

Alex Smith played a great game against Arizona on the road. Tom Brady played a terrible game against that same team at home.

Tom Brady is 500,000 times the QB Alex Smith is.

I just think this thread is ridiculous. GOATSE is cherry picking terrible throws by Smith to try and show everyone how terrible he is but he could do the same thing for Tom Brady if he wanted to.

I guarantee you Tom Brady made AT THE VERY LEAST 30 terrible, .gif-able throws and you could make a thread and be like "OMG CASSEL JESUS"

Pasta Little Brioni 03-02-2013 06:54 PM

Smith is mediocre, but Hootie is right.

Hammock Parties 03-02-2013 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess (Post 9458158)
GOATSE is cherry picking terrible throws by Smith to try and show everyone how terrible he is but he could do the same thing for Tom Brady if he wanted to.

Sorry, but I have never, ever seen Tom Brady do something as stupid as this.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/alexsucks7.gif

Mr. Flopnuts 03-02-2013 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Go to Hell (Post 9458141)
LMAO

Seriously, I need to put 4 rings on Alex Smith's fingers.

Give me something to work with here. Decoder rings?

Make 1 of them the ring from The Christmas Story. 1 of them the one true ring from LOTR. Another can be Green Lantern. Finally, go with something that has a daisy on it.


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