jesus man

https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comm...re_to_find_it/

Looks like Amazon does have a few options

no, they ****ing dont

its all pills and shit

apparently this does the same thing though, about to order some god dammit

Ok

Bluebonnet Liquid Magnesium Citrate 420mg Mixed Berry Immune, Heart, Muscle, Nerve & Bone Health, Calm Body & Mind, Stress & Sleep Support, Non-GMO, Vegan, Gluten-Free, White, 16 Fl Oz https://a.co/d/3slMnV0

Bluebonnet Nutrition Liquid Calcium Citrate Magnesium Citrate, Vitamin D3, Bone Health, Gluten Free, Soy free, milk free, kosher, 32 Servings, Lemon Flavor, 16 Fl Oz (Pack of 1) https://a.co/d/jldeN3V

Magnesium Citrate Supplement, 500mg, High Potency Liquid Drops, Promotes Nerve and Muscle Function, and Relaxation, Non-GMO, 2 fl. oz. https://a.co/d/5tQRETs

Magnesium Citrate Liquid - Magnesium Supplements for Kids - Sugar & Gluten Free Liquid Magnesium with Chamomile and Passion Flower Supplement - Magnesium Calm for Kids & Adults - 30 Servings https://a.co/d/bTVgehy

I am now in poop heaven.

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Work toilets are fair game.

that's a ****ing ripoff LMAO

this does exactly the same thing LMAO

it was a shitty morning

so shitty i'm now washing clothes

thank you

Spending a few days in Helen, Ga with the mrs. I'm hoping I can leave them a nice memento to remember me by

Was returning from a three-day Lake Shasta houseboat trip last week - the menu for the trip was primarily chili and Keystone light.

Stopped at a taco bell to use the bathroom. The bathroom had one stander and one bowl- but the stall walls were missing and there was no lock on the door.

Considering the intake of the previous three days this was a bit of an emergency, so I took a seat. Just as I was preparing mentally for the anal exodus - a guy steps in - clearly notes that there are no stall walls and proceeds to lean against the wall and wait.

No commentary was exchanged - he just stood there, waiting.

So I bore down while staring him in the eye and loosed. It was horrific. He departed immediately.

No, thank YOU!!!!