| Iowanian |
11-03-2008 10:34 PM |
If you're not willing to engage in the longest term solution, I have a suggestion.
Purchase 2 whistles....1 referee whistle, one Dog whistle. You can also purchase a high frequency device that annoys the hell out of animals.
Option 1. The dog barks....you blow the dog whistle in the back yard like its your job...the dog will whine, moan and stfu.
if that doesn't work....
When the dog barks, go in the back yard and blow your whistle until the neighbors come outside and keep blowing like you're in the desert, its' full of water and your wedding tackle is on fire. When the neighbor comes outside, say something like "kind of like having a dog bark"
If that doesn't work.....spray the dog with a hose over the fence.....or engage the "meatball surprise".
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Originally Posted by FAX
(Post 5182423)
Dear Dr. Doom:
Serious question here.
We have a neighbor across the street who has recently acquired a small dog who is, apparently, kept out-of-doors and yaps continually, incessantly, relentlessly and without let up both day and night. Did I mention it never stops? I'm certain that someone has already contacted the home owners' association, but the asshole dog continues to bark in its high-pitched, shrill, and extremely aggrevating manner so it's safe to assume that the association is doing nothing about it.
To make matters worse, the dog is in their back yard which is enclosed by a very high, wooden fence that would be difficult, if not impossible, to breach without a ladder. Also, the fence prevents me from getting a good shot at the little bastard. What should I do?
FAX
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