So you didn't have sex?

I have to go to the gym right now, but I was having sex all morning and I'm afraid I used up too much energy.

No. Want to take it slow. This one is different.

I don't understand, you met a girl at a bar, and she spent the night but didn't have sex with you?

We didn't meet there. We've been chatting and been on cam for a couple weeks.

I like her. She's a nice girl and I have more respect for her than that.

Oh ok.

Buck no want relationship!

All he want, bang bang bang!

No, I just thought you met a random chick at a bar and brought her home.

There's this new chick on my horizon...she's Mexican, which I normally would have no interest in, but I think she's just gorgeous, so I don't care.

Voulez vococher avec moi se soir?

Haha. I've literally never done that.

what does that mean?

She'll get pregnant.

She already has a kid.

Jesus dude.

Clay went on another date and didn't get laid? SURPRISE!

Yeah... Sorry about that.

Bro, this is your dating thread. Constantly banging some Susan Sa-Rando single mother sounds fun, but it doesn't sound like dating (unless you're lowering your standards all of a sudden).

I did not attempt to get laid. That comes later when you're really into someone, IMO. This girl is worth more than that to me.

All grown up.

This girl is awesome. Before our date, she requested that I advise her on what to wear, and sent photographs of potential outfits.

The juice is worth the squeeze.

Is this the same one you cared more about than the Chiefs game?

Yes.

Proud of ya Clay. I ****ed things up with a great girl and it really sucks.

I've been dating this chick a while, but I do t think I can last with her much longer. She said she loved me and I thought we were casually dating.

What'd you do?

Um yeah, I would try and make her happy ;) (If you know what I mean). that seals the deal. if you dont poke her she may look elsewhere for her sexual needs.

Dude, yes, eventually. I'm not a freakin' reerun.

WAIT, are you the legendary GoChiefs? I only noticed by your enormous post count. Ground and pound her Clayton, it is the natural thing to do. you're not religious, I know that!

Dude, sometimes it's nice to get to know someone before bumping uglies.

I will agree that a girl playing hard to get always got me going after I got in there. Kudos dude! good luck with the girl!

What if she wants to wait till marriage ROFL

LMAO

Not at all. This is why online dating is brilliant. You get to answer some of those questions before you even meet a person.

Your and idiot.

If she's not worth ****ing on your first meeting, then she's not worth your time.

She was definitely worth it.

And worth waiting even moreso.

Man I'm so ****ing horny all the time that I don't think that I could possibly have a girl in my bed and not try to have sex with her.

My dating life has been fine, but I am single and I did get thrown off by a situation recently.

Cute, young teacher with no ring happens to be in two of my grad classes. It's early in the semester. She calls me out about it from across the classroom and we have a decent, flirty conversation. Next class, she sits right next to me and insists on getting my number since I'm in her two classes. She texts me some bullshit about class this past weekend and we talk a little bit, but I make sure to keep it non-creepy. Thursday, an hour and a half before one of our classes, she texts me and asks if im on campus and tells me where she is. I wasn't on campus. Fast forward to that class and she insists we get together for an upcoming assignment. A little later, walking out together, I ask her how she's settling in to her new place...

"well I still have some boxes and our internet isn't set up yet blah blah blah... <mumble>...my boyfriend... blah blah blah"

So now Im supposed to feel like the creep for thinking there might have been interest there? Thank God Im not an over-anxious, desperate loser and played it perfectly.

But **** you and your live-in boyfriend.

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I spent the weekend with an old fling in the middle of a roadtrip last month. We messed around and slept in the same bed, but didn't ****. It felt normal. Was actually nice to feel like my whole life isn't about getting laid.

:LOL:

Hilarious video.

Yeah this stuff happens. It does sound like she gave you an 'in' if you want to take on the challenge because she was so aggressive in getting your contact info. Let her keep contacting you and see what happens. Boyfriend/girlfriend label doesn't mean much these days.

Yeah, cool chicks name drop their boyfriend the first time you talk to them.

I hope this Mexican chick I've been talking to doesn't drop a "my boyfriend" on me, but I'm pretty sure she's been flirting with me hardcore. The kid is a hard thing to look past, but I've never even tried something like that. Not gonna instantly say no.

Yeah we'll see. But mostly I just think girls are dumb as **** and think it's normal to have guy friends.

Some girls want attention from as many guys as possible and don't give a **** about giving anything in return to 90 percent of them.

I have one friend who is a girl and I have to bite my tongue and try my hardest to not make any moves on her. I don't think it's physically possible to have a girl friend who you don't want to bang.

You don't think girls can have guy friends?

It's usually a lot more complicated. It's rare. I've only had/have one legitimate friendship with a female. Girls often think it's pretty normal though. It's not. It's the exception

I can't remember what I was watching, maybe something on Comedy Central where they asked guys and girls that were just friends if they would sleep with the friend and 100% of the guys said yes and I don't think any of the girls said yes.

Found it.

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It helps if he's gay.

Someone always wants to bang someone in a guy/girls friendship.

Natural.

Doesn't mean there can't be a friendship.

There are 2 girls that I would say I have pure friendships with, with one I've done stuff with (but no sex).

The other I have done nothing with (sexually) and have known her for five years now.

I definitely say it happens and would not consider it rare.

Yeah, but that's not the same as Just Friends.

Goes to show, girls are dumb and oblivious to the world around them. So self absorbed.

It's Just Friends until you can get her pants off.

I would say it is safe to say that the one you haven't hooked up with is sub-par in looks (based on your own rating)

Sounds like an attention whore smutt. Move on dude.

I've found it's much easier to be friends post**** than pre****.

Nor true at all bud

Of course. It's not like I'm talking about the entire basis of heterosexual relationships or anything.

Silly me for thinking that eons of evolutionary behavior is incorrect.

I understand why he wants to wait is all. Not everyone wants to date a chick that puts out that easily....want a bangmaid sure go for it. Dude needs a stable relationship.

"Bangmaid" :)

There ain't no such thing as stable relationships. There's just two people using the other equally until one person tips the scales and takes more than can be taken from them.

Pretty much. Then you pay 4 grand a month in child support. NTTAWWT.

Yup...a maid that you bang. Pretty cool.

JFC you are more bitter than I am ROFL

Still going strong. We just booked a trip together to Belize later this year.

I'm a fast learner.

Is it exclusive yet, or do you both retain the option to date Belizeans on the trip?

You better Belize-it

:facepalm:

Buck you still with convict?

Yeah. Not sure for how long. Having trouble pulling the trigger.

What's up the hold up?

I hope things don't become petty with Buck anytime soon.

Girl is awesome. She blew off work this morning to canoodle in bed with me.

Also, she's a really good cook.

:drool:

But, are you still the master of your domain?

Kill the head and the body will die

Did you at least get a hard on and put it on her leg so she knew what was up?

Blows off work and sounds like a keeper? LMAO

When you live in moms basement everything is good

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