And you think women at the bar or club aren't looking for the same thing? I'm not saying all because definitely some are just there to get there freak on, but same thing with the internet randoms.

Not the ones I select.

Will do bruh

Internet dating is so superficial I've learned not to get attached because after about a month the girl flakes.

You meet dudes out there all the time that have this guy's power. Guys that are just so in their game it's ****ing incredible. The kind that women text and call back the day after the date is over, not the other way around. I've known guys like this.

When it rains it pours!

When I'm dating a woman And she has cute friends I try and send out an olive branch to my friends that there is an opportunity! I just invite them along and whatever they do is up to them.

If you know a guy like this try and help wingman it.

Drank a few drinks in the **** it mood. Theres this hot girl out of my league I've met her twice were friends on fb I boinked her friend once. How do you approach it?

Billay, no. Bad dog.

Dick pic via Facebook message is definitely the way to go.

Ask her if she's a Jehovah's witness.

Because you're about to bend jehovah so she can witness your dick.

Shit man, I need to use this. :D

Lets try this out she was gonna say no anyway.

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No matter how much you kick and scream, it's.. it's going to happen - Peter Griffin on Kobe