ChiefsPlanet - Life New Dating Megathread

I'm sure I'm the only one who has bouts of inner neurosis when it comes to the opposite sex. Everyone else is super captain coolman 110 percent of the time!

I will say that considering your past, you have become pretty alpha. Good job son. :thumb:

Hammock Parties

04-02-2014 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10535362)

I will say that considering your past, you have become pretty alpha. Good job son. :thumb:

Girl texted me twice in a row today.

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ThaVirus

04-02-2014 04:18 PM

Everyone plays the dating game. EVERYONE.

KC native

04-02-2014 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10535364)

Girl texted me twice in a row today

The creepy ginger could learn a thing or two from you.

ThaVirus

04-02-2014 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10535383)

Girls FORCE you to play it.

And the only way you can avoid it is by going after someone who's significantly uglier than you are.

A strange game...

ghak99

04-02-2014 04:47 PM

There's a steak on the grill, a fresh beer on the counter, a house full of silence and I just shut the phone off for the night.

Summer is coming and the game has changed. :toast:

Hammock Parties

04-02-2014 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 10535439)

There's a steak on the grill, a fresh beer on the counter, a house full of silence and I just shut the phone off for the night.

Summer is coming and the game has changed. :toast:

So you're alone and stuffing your face.

ghak99

04-02-2014 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10535449)

So you're alone and stuffing your face.

...and it feels good.

Simply Red

04-02-2014 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10535379)

The creepy ginger could learn a thing or two from you.

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Buck	04-02-2014 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10535383)

Girls FORCE you to play it.

And the only way you can avoid it is by going after someone who's significantly uglier than you are. And why would you want to do THAT?

Well just ****ing BRING IT ON, girls. There's a callus over my heart a ****ing MILE THICK.

And I've got plenty of REAL games to occupy me while we play this other stupid game.

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Buck	04-02-2014 05:25 PM

But for reals. I still think about my ex-gf a lot, shit sucks. Been 10 months since we broke up.

It doesn't feel nearly as bad anymore though.

I'm happy with my current girl.

ThaVirus

04-02-2014 05:32 PM

You think about her snatch or the times you had together?

Buck	04-02-2014 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10535540)

You think about her snatch or the times you had together?

Just the times we had together. My life isn't devoid of snatch. I think I went a week after last seeing her before I got back in that game and haven't been without it since.

Titty Meat

04-02-2014 05:47 PM

Here comes KCnatives broke ass to tell us about alpha male bullshit. You fought other homeless people for change at the McDonald's on noland road. Cool story bruh.

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