I suggest a surprise punt. 95 yards away with Palko at QB? We might as well try to swim across the Pacific.

Ol' Joe's looking for a hot female sideline reporter to woo.

****, Failco is going to take over at the 5.

It's palko time

Time for 2 runs, a failed screen pass and another punt...

Has he bulked up compared to last year?

Battle battling!!!

Battle sighting!

Battle for 10!

Quick - get Thomas Jones in there!

A first down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamal Charles would've busted that one wide open.

They just proved how worthless tackle stats are.

"DJ has 136 tackles coming into the game"

While the graphic pops up (that goes off NFLs own stat tracking) of DJ having 100

End of 1Q, looks down to taskbar, 12:35. LOLs

Yep. That's exactly what I was thinking.

Rob Gronkowski just set the record for TD by a TE in a season.