OMG! It's a real site!

Oh...my...GOD!!! No wonder I haven't had success. How the hell am I going to explain all the things I've been doing to her the past several weeks

LMAO

You can blame me. With English women, the G spot is on the other side.

Okay, okay, okay.

Me: "Um, honey, the things that I've been doing to you the last several weeks aren't going to work"
Her: "What? Why?"
Me: Well, there's this guy on the internet, we all call him Donger, he told me how to find your g-spot, and apparently he was making it up"
Her: "You call him Donger?"
Me: "Yes"
Her: "You're such a Douche"
Me: "Wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle"?

just posting to inch this thread closer to 1,000 replies

At least until we get a picture of the bike.

Originally, I wrote off his dumbassery to youth. Now that he doesn't want to share a picture of his bike, I believe he's just a dork with an inferiority complex that's exaggerating.

You are probably right, the skinny kid with those wholesome young ladies, probably isn't even him.

Somehow they find us, moth, flame syndrome I believe.

Yep. I proposed calling him the bikeloompa. I think we ought to start an email campaign to DB1@hotchickswithdouchebags.com to get yonderstoopfawk on their wall of shame. He's earned it.

God this thread is epic. I still like Midnight Vulture. He's into banging OK-looking chicks, some with pretty decent bodies. They aren't 10s, but they aren't 3s, or even 5s, IMO.

He's basically a total manwhore with a great body who flaunts it on cock-hungry bitches. I respect that. Just watch out for VD, you fine-looking stud.

KEEP BANGIN' SLUTS!!! SPREAD THE VULTURE SEED!!! ONWARD! COCKTHRUST!

You are wasting your time envying this tool.

I WANT TO BE A MANWHORE

Leave it to him to sniff this guy's dick. 3's and 5's are exactly what those old bar hides are.

GET A MOTORCYCLE!

I'd rate them a 6 and a 7. The blonde is hot in a slutty, supertramp, skank-of-the-universe sort of way. I bet she's a screamer. Maybe Vulture can fill us in on the details.

We complete them.

You need to get out more. Those chicks are nasty.

I get out plenty. I see plenty of chicks. The one on the left isn't ugly. She's slightly above average, IMO. The one on the right has a pretty good bod.

SkipTowne, if those girls are soooo nasty please post girls that you hook up with...oh thats right you dont haha.

You guys would kill to hook up with those girls esp the blonde one.

Oh the hate continues. I cant believe the old farts in here that are soo envious haha.ROFL

I always picture Yamahomo weeping as he types his posts.

Believe me, nobody here is jealous of your punk ass. And that blond is a puke. But, so are you.

I can tell you right now, I know Skip Towne, you're no Skp Towne. Skip Towne is a pussy getting mother fugger.

Skip isn't fat (at least he's never said as much), but he's in his 60s. I bet he'd love to bang some young ass.

So would I, of course. I would like to spend just one night with you, Vulture. I could be your Quasimodo-like wingman. You would bang the 7, I could score the 5. We would own the night.

Your standards are, rightly so, lower than most.

Give it up with the "post a pic of your girl".... regardless of the actual hotness of the women we might post pics of, they would all be ugly skanks to you; just like how regardless of who you post pics of, they're ugly skanks to us.

Hey Vulture, what do you think of my girl?

http://www.celebritydogwatcher.com/w...underwood2.jpg

LMAO

If I didn't know that was Ms. Underwood, I wouldve guessed shes a cancer patient.

Here's Skip in his element.... and by the way Douche, good luck there with Bea Arthur's uglier sister.

Wow, he passed GoChiefs in neg rep. Quite a feat.

NOOOOOOO

OMG, Clayton reverting to his old GoChiefs days to egg on this infantile wannabe.

Exactly - doubt that's him in the pictures. As many haha's the person posting has to be about 12. I have a niece that old and she haha's in all of her text messages.LMAO

Considering he's ALSO convict1983, Claythan is but a memory in the aggregate.

Haha so Skip Towne is in his 60s huh? So he is basically on his death bed already yet he is talking smack. Thats nice.ROFL

As for the rest of you...you have showed me nothing as far as the chicks you bang so I will assume you are all virgins.LMAO

That's what is strange about this thread... yeah, it's the offseason, but there's been no added entertainment for days yet people are still posting "the girls in your pics aren't that cute.... you're a douchebag... ".

12 o'douche has provided nothing to the thread since it was created, which usually makes for a thread that goes for 3-400 posts then dies with the night crew.

And the guy who only posts from his cell phone.... mysteriously, their IP addresses don't match!

Yep. Big time virgin, right here. Never seen a girl naked. Although, I did see one piss standing up one time. About a 10 foot stream, too.

FAX

I am a virgin but wish you to teach me the weirding way of the manslut. Just think of the scene in Revenge of the Sith when Darth Sidious explains the sith teachings to Anakin Skywalker. Sidious relates a tale of cunning betrayal involving two prior Sith lords. One learns to cheat death. Anakain, obviously intoxicated with the thought of this power, asks Sidious, "Is it possible to learn this power."

You are Darth Sidious, Lord of the Pussy! You have related tales of cunning one-night stand betrayals and learned to cheat women out of their underwear! I am intoxicated with the thought of your power. So I ask you, Darth Midnight Vulture: IS IT POSSIBLE TO LEARN THIS POWER?

If so, we could be Sith Lords of the Pussy.

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

Witnessed this after having sex?

Great post! LMAO

You're gayer than the butt plug Liberace borrowed from Elton John.



What kind of rusty trombone takes pictures of himself with random broads he's trying to pick up? Definitely not a true player, thats for sure.

You're a stupid Twunt with a grab bag of 3 lame insults and photos of Bill Cowher in a blonde wig. Nowhere in any of your pics have you proven anything other than your cousins let you take a photo at the family reunion. Nothing screams "party" or "big club pimp" in any of them.

Maybe you should have the near sighted Jay leno Clone who finds stupid to be an aphrodesiac sign up and confirm your prowess.

At least have the balls to post her myspace account, Freddie Mercury.

You realize that he's beating his dick like it owes him money over every word of attention you lavish on him? ? ?

The guy beds the easiest of the easy with the END GAME of talking about it with a bunch of fat hairy dudes.

Every pump, thinking 'the guys on Chiefsplanet aren't gonna believe how much I was able to pleasure this female object. They will adore me and heap much accolades.'

All we've seen are you with pics of girls fully clothed, so we'll assume the same for you. I've got evidence... 3 kids and the DNA matches. Where are your kids, virgin boy?

I realize that midnight_douchebags' mom is like The Battle of Thermopylae. 300 sweating men stand in a huge cavernous gulch, waiting to stick their swords in pulsing flesh, knowing that they're going to die as a result. [/channel of redrum]

His inferiority complex makes Claythan in high school look like Giacomo Casanova.

I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone so desperate for the approval of strangers. LMAO

ROFL

Anyone ever hear of the "pussy-troll"?
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:LOL:

You are as gay as a daisy.

Guys, again, let's lay off this dude, okay?

If you say so.

But he is Darth Hideous; Lord of the Tramps, Mr. Donger. He needs not your assistance.

FAX

I think it would be best, but it's just my opinion.

I like to use my powers for the good of humanity (sometimes), FAX. This is one of those cases.

Agreed.

Indeed.

http://c.imagehost.org/0695/tweed.jpg

Tweed.

http://c.imagehost.org/0192/theed.jpg

Theed.

Just 12 more posts until I agree with Donger.

:LOL: Holy shit....

In all honesty, I do not understand either referenced picture.

The first is Shannon Tweed, best known for B-movies and skinimax.

The second was inspired by Claythan's sith lord rant. It's a locale from one of the movies.

Posted because they all end in "eed".

Just chalk it up to a couple of jyn'an tawnixx inducing random neuron firings.

8

And, I still don't get it.

That's OK. I'm not sure I do either.

You know what I think would be cool? If Midnight had an accessory monkey. Maybe one that would sit on his shoulder when he went on the prowl at midnight.

Midnight, I could hook that up if you want.

I think Shannon Tweed's boyfriend blew her head off.

She's still alive, I think.

Nah. She's shacked up with Gene Simmons of KISS. They've been together for a couple of decades.

For God's sake, Mr. Donger. Get with the program. Shannon Tweed rhymes with "Gannon's Seed" and Sith lords are badasses who get in people's minds and twist their thinking so they will do their will. Geez.

FAX

Oh.

1001

ROFL

I suppose now is the time to let the cat out of the bag.


The photos in this thread aren't of the poster making them....they were on the laptop the vagina infection stole.

Anyway, I'm thinking about one of these little fuckers, Midnight. They're not cheap, they bite and they ejaculate a lot at the drop of a hat (haven't figured that one out yet), but I think one would look good on you.

What do you say?

Royals go for the lead in top of 11th. 6-5

In comes Filthy McNasty.

Midnight Douch3bag is still douch3y.

He's already got one of those.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r.../myspace10.jpg
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...1&d=1214881950

I love that picture. His pecs and biceps look great.

Yes, but I doubt that she ejaculates a lot.