She's a very hard working girl. Has two jobs and seems like she's at work constantly.

I took it as a compliment, whatever.

Carnal pleasure was had.

So if a girl is constantly telling you how she can outdo you at the gym and she says she's going to make you eat dirt, she wants the D, right?

Or has a D.

She wants to strap on a dildo and make you cry..

Oh yeah. Give her that dick!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...5/58/Chyna.jpg

Buck gonna get raped

Lol this chick is sexy as hell. Quit hating.

She wanted to go to Taco ****ing Via.

I should have known right then and there she was a low down dirty ho. http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/ugh.gif

I don't know what that is, but sounds like it leads to a dirty butthole.

I am starting to like the chick I've been seeing more and more. I was hesitant to pull the plug, and I'm glad I didn't because I'm not sure what happened, but she's making me really happy and is far less work than my ex-girlfriend.

Stop worrying about women and just lift weights!

New one?

Already kicked her to the curb, bro.

I drop chicks that AREN'T down with the Via. That's a dealbreaker. I fly them home and go to Taco Via with them.

This isn't a joke.

I'd rather eat gas station food.

Or ****ing McDonalds.

ROFL I know the feeling. I have gone through them like a turnstile this year.

Sometimes you just know you have zero compatibility with someone. I was nice though, hung out with her for a bit. I'M A SWELL GUY.

True that and I have been on both ends of that.

Sounds like u got dumped.

No. I went on a date and disliked the individual I met.

What about the other chick?

Oh, her.

Yeah. Two dates and out. Disappeared. Typicall 22-year old, I guess.

At least I got some play out of it. Move on.

Meeting another girl tomorrow night so it's all good. Closer and a little more mature hopefully.

ROFL Oh shit. Had a recent, similar experience. Gotta love the young ones, but they are batshit crazy.

The one you were blowing off chiefs games for?

No, I really liked her. :(

Sorry to hear that. It has been my experience most girls under the age of 25 aren't serious.

I'm stupid. Another 22-year old is talking to me right now and I just asked her out.

Don't waste your money or time unless you're just looking for a hookup dude. Are you meeting them on a dating site?

Hang in there, man.

Not at all. I am just as bad ROFL. Feels good landing chicks that young.

Haven't said this in a while:

**** women

My fiance is 22.

:fear:

And **** you two Buddy

Man, women are so goddamn confusing.

Met this girl August, we hit it off. Hell she's even a big Chiefs fan (absolute plus). She texts me first 95% of the time and we have great convo's.
One day she calls me and says "hey heard you were stressed. I got extra food at dinner tonight because they messed up my order, so I'm gonna bring it to you."
Then a few weeks later, a group of us went to her place and she ended up letting me sleep in her bed with her (just cuddling. Knew she wouldn't want more than that and she later told me that too).

Then I tell her my feelings two weeks later and want to go out with her. Well, ever since then she's backed off. Like she never texts me anymore. I still see her, and she acts the same, but won't do anything.

Guess it's time to move to the next one. It's really hard though. I liked this girl so much and she's in my ****ing head all the time now. That's the worst..

You're right, the sex is pretty damn good. I appreciate the well wishes :thumb:

Yup ignore her. You probably showed your hand too early but you put it out there that you were interested. Balls in her court there's not much more you can do.

Sounds like she thinks you are her gay friend that likes sports.. Cuddling without more? Even if she is on the rag, they still want some.. Like above, ignore her and in a not direct way have her found out you are trying to date someone else. She will either bite or not.

Oh man I have to dump this chick. She is too much to handle. I'd do it right now but I have to drive her home later. I will tell the story when I go through with it.

she piiyb?

Although it sucks each time one of my relationships ends, I suppose I'm thankful I've never experienced the batshit crazy chick for whom you have to hit the emergency eject button.

Don't complain, just **** her.

I'm almost 43. ****ing a 22 yr old is only a fantasy for me.

You friend-zoned yourself (and discussed feelings at a point only psychos do). Avoid doing so in the future.

Creeper lol.

I saw a dude your age at the food truck trying to **** this half passed out 20 something. Poor bastard got rejected.

No, that's a rapist.

Or "sex offender."

He can possibly get out of it by ignoring her

Nope.

Too late...

Never do this.

Cat-string theory.

Nah still think he can bang it out once with her. Small chance but still a chance

Only ends in huge fail and a whole metric-****-ton of uncomfortable...

If he banga her and they never talk again? How's it any different than now?

Sometimes fat bald man has done this before...

Share with the class

He's done brah. You live and you learn. Made the mistake before as well...dumb.

We all have.

I made the same mistake earlier this year. I left her alone a month later she called and apologized for being a bitch. I had already moved on.

Hell, I know better and recently made the same mistake LMAO Just silly, but as long as you learn from every experience it's all good. Keep being that guy and it's going to be a long, lonely life.

But, you are right...sometimes their silly little games bite them in the ass heh.

It feels like there's more here you need to explore...

Just find a bang maid. She cooks, cleans, you don't have to listen to here bullshit, and you get to bang her.

Anybody who refers to sex as "bang(ing) it out" is a virgin, 14, or both. Guaranteed.

So many of Billay’s posts in this thread remind me of “ya know…when you touch a breast…and it feels like…feels like a bag of sand?”

Of course in a thread about relationships you would talk about 14 year olds

Says the guy who openly bragged about banging some ratchet skank in front of a bunch of strangers LMAO

Dumbfounded by the psyche of a woman who is clearly conflicted and doesn't know what she really wants.

:shake:

Why would you be dumbfounded by something that describes basically every woman in existence?

Talked to my ex girlfriend yesterday. I still miss her.

Still need to break it with current girl. I feel bad because I was broke for the last two weeks and I let her spend money on me.

lolwut?

True, maybe dumbfounded isn't the right word.

After careful consideration, I've come up with a pretty good solution for you:

1) Break up with the poor girl you're using
2) Pimp yourself out
_a) Have sex
_b) Get paid
3) Be not broke

Hells yeah.

But I think I'm finally over having sex all the time. I might just cool my jets for a few months.

You know how I know you're gay? You just typed that you're going to stop having sex with women for a few months.

How'd you manage this?

Food and weed is all you need.

And this paddle ball game, this chair, and this thermos.

Fixed just for you.

Don't, you are just making up for what usually happens about 96% of the time, score 1 for the good guys but we are still losing like 4-96.

Why do you have to break it off? I'm not understanding the concept. Just bang 'em both. If they have issues w/this, dump them both and move on.

Of course I don't even believe in marriage myself. 50% of Americans agree w/this - eventually.

I had never seen it in the same post.

Mind. Blown.

Not getting back with my ex. Just talked to her. No desire to have sex with current girl.

It has nothing to do with being gay. Unless you have a true "**** buddy" or are in a relationship....then sex can end up being a waste of time and money after a while.

huh? sex is never a waste of time.

I would rather have terrible sex than work.