ChiefsPlanet - Life New Dating Megathread

Don't take it personal. It took her til 35 to realize that she shouldn't be buying deadbeats cars, putting herself in the friend zone, or getting drunk on vodka and Gatorade.

But she eventually changed, and so can you!

Oh my.

ThaVirus

04-11-2014 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10554476)

Like has been said it's tough on there as a guy. You all go on a billion dates a week and can't decide on one. I am sure some of them are creeps though.

Luckily am seeing someone and don't have to deal with the crap...for now.

Who's this chick, brah? She got a fatty?

DaKCMan AP

04-11-2014 05:08 AM

Any of you watch Bravo's Online Dating Rituals of the American Male?

That show is hilarious!

luv	04-11-2014 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10555091)

Oh my.

Wow, someone pays close attention. I definitely have a good idea who he is now. Thanks for quoting him. I never would have seen it otherwise.

Hammock Parties

04-11-2014 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 10555170)

Any of you watch Bravo's Online Dating Rituals of the American Male?

That show is hilarious!

I record it. It's amazing. Some of those girls are BATSHIT crazy.

Pasta Little Brioni

04-11-2014 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 10555170)

Any of you watch Bravo's Online Dating Rituals of the American Male?

That show is hilarious!

When is it on?

DaKCMan AP

04-11-2014 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10555400)

When is it on?

Not sure, I just have it set to DVR episodes. They probably air marathons certain days/nights. I think season 1 is almost over. It's pretty incredible.

Canofbier

04-11-2014 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 10555170)

Any of you watch Bravo's Online Dating Rituals of the American Male?

That show is hilarious!

I just watched a few clips, and HOLY SHIT! LMAO

This one blonde was trying to express how she gets along with everyone by saying "Like, you could put me in a room with ASIANS and I'd have them laughing!" The look on the guy's face was priceless.

COchief

04-11-2014 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 10555438)

Not sure, I just have it set to DVR episodes. They probably air marathons certain days/nights. I think season 1 is almost over. It's pretty incredible.

Thank you for bestowing this gift upon us, holy shit. This show is amazing. Bonus, Clay stars in episode 1.

Hammock Parties

04-11-2014 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10555471)

This one blonde was trying to express how she gets along with everyone by saying "Like, you could put me in a room with ASIANS and I'd have them laughing!"

My kind of woman.

Hammock Parties

04-11-2014 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by COchief (Post 10555594)

Thank you for bestowing this gift upon us, holy shit. This show is amazing. Bonus, Clay stars in episode 1.

My favorite is this guy:

http://www.bravotv.com/media/imageca...little-big.jpg

Literally a real life troll.

Canofbier

04-11-2014 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bambi (Post 10551011)

Jesus! These chicks are out of their minds!

That being said I've got to shut down my Tinder. Waaaaaaay to much going on. These girls want it all day every day and there's plenty of them.

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10555251)

I'd imagine so in NYC. It's too bad that things aren't the same in the Twin Cities.

So, turns out I was wrong about Tinder being dead in Minneapolis. Decided to change my primary pic to a more handsomer one and literally within five minutes:

http://i.imgur.com/kQktWHU.png

Side note, my flirting game is ****ing awful.

Hammock Parties

04-11-2014 10:24 AM

Episode 4 is a doozy. Especially because he hides his virginity online.

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Travis, a 36-year-old virgin, turns to online dating to find his bride. This devout Christian has high expectations. His future wife must be beautiful, virtuous, love the Lord and appreciate his desire to remain a virgin until marriage.

http://www.bravotv.com/media/imageca...d-virgin_0.jpg

Hammock Parties

04-11-2014 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10555622)

Camgirl.

Canofbier

04-11-2014 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10555627)

Camgirl.

Ah, that actually makes sense. Nonetheless, I got two more messages at the same time by less-whorey women.