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Mecca 02-17-2009 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5502432)
Okay.

You could always try that herpes dating site.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:54 PM

Make 'em laugh, act like you care what they're talking about, show you have some idea what a clitoris is and what to do with it, and you're usually set.

So I've heard.

Money trumps all that, though.

Iowanian 02-17-2009 08:55 PM

mecca, maybe you could give him one of your "refer-a-friend" links....

Katipan 02-17-2009 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5502411)
What makes you sexually attracted to a guy?

Physically? Everything apparently. I've dated huge guys, medium guys, and my current guy that could fight at my weightclass if he really tried. They've all looked different. Blonde, bald, brown, black hair.

Oh.
Oh wow.
Epiphany.
Facial hair on all of the ones I loved.
Whoa.

Not physically? Effortless intelligence. Confidence. Eccentricities. A challenge. A healthy respect for fear and the ability to suppress it.

Mecca 02-17-2009 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502438)
Make 'em laugh, act like you care what they're talking about, show you have some idea what a clitoris is and what to do with it, and you're usually set.

So I've heard.

Money trumps all that, though.

If you got alot of money you can have the personality of a brick and look like the ass end of a donkey and still have your pick of what chick you want...

Mecca 02-17-2009 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502442)
Physically? Everything apparently. I've dated huge guys, medium guys, and my current guy that could fight at my weightclass if he really tried. They've all looked different. Blonde, bald, brown, black hair.

Oh.
Oh wow.
Epiphany.
Facial hair on all of the ones I loved.
Whoa.

Not physically? Effortless intelligence. Confidence. Eccentricities. A challenge. A healthy respect for fear and the ability to suppress it.

See even you haven't dated a long haired man like myself.

Katipan 02-17-2009 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502430)
I bet you can. Something tells me you're not entirely foreign to the concept of kegel exercises.

Say, wait, what did you guys think they were winking at us? Sheesh.

I totally did that, but it felt like cheating.

That sentence is confusing.

Ok. When you wink your butthole... I'll wait while you do it....... How are you doing it?

Kegels??

DeezNutz 02-17-2009 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502442)
Effortless intelligence. Confidence. Eccentricities. A challenge. A healthy respect for fear and the ability to suppress it.

If I were single, I'd be requesting Part II of the bend and wink.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502442)
Physically? Everything apparently. I've dated huge guys, medium guys, and my current guy that could fight at my weightclass if he really tried. They've all looked different. Blonde, bald, brown, black hair.

Oh.
Oh wow.
Epiphany.
Facial hair on all of the ones I loved.
Whoa.

Not physically? Effortless intelligence. Confidence. Eccentricities. A challenge. A healthy respect for fear and the ability to suppress it.

Being the kind of guy that I am, I googled intelligence, confidence and facial hair for you.

Early results forthcoming.

Katipan 02-17-2009 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502445)
See even you haven't dated a long haired man like myself.

Nope. hmm. I don't know many long haired guys.

I think I'd be intimidated by your hair.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502456)
Being the kind of guy that I am, I googled intelligence, confidence and facial hair for you.

Early results forthcoming.

It's obviously a picture of me.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502458)
Nope. hmm. I don't know many long haired guys.

I think I'd be intimidated by your hair.

Ha, do you even know what I look like?

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:01 PM

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So apparently you need the love-child of these two, and you're set for life!

DeezNutz 02-17-2009 09:01 PM

http://travistrittfans.com/files/200...vis-tritt5.jpg

Iowanian 02-17-2009 09:01 PM

Interesting.

Buddah might actually be helpable, if the hoople heads will stop convicing him that the internet porn they saw this afternoon is their real dating lives....

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