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DaneMcCloud 03-06-2009 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561419)
Wowzers, Dane's finally coming clean about his wife doggy-styling him with a 9-inch mandingo.
:eek:

I had my appendix out at 17. I had three doctors anally rape me with their fingers over the course of 6 hours before the surgery.

I currently have a padlock on that area.

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5561421)
I'm not one to complain, but let's just say I was hesitant to french kiss after that transpired.
"Was hesitant" is not "refused", count chocula.

DaneMcCloud 03-06-2009 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561426)
"Was hesitant" is not "refused", count chocula.
Well, I have to admit I was quite drunk as well.

Nasty is nasty!

Oh, and I'm more of a Frankenberry kind of guy.

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5561424)
I had my appendix out at 17. I had three doctors anally rape me with their fingers over the course of 6 hours before the surgery.

I currently have a padlock on that area.
Hear that.

I had a girl once beg me to let her rim. I eventually succame.

DaneMcCloud 03-06-2009 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561430)
Hear that.

I had a girl once beg me to let her rim. I eventually succame.
Just so we're clear:

Tongue = fine.

One finger = maybe.

Toys = NEVARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!

keg in kc 03-06-2009 03:37 PM
More like...

Tongue = fine.

One finger = sure, if you want to get punched in the face.

Toys = NEVARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!

DaneMcCloud 03-06-2009 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561437)
More like...

Tongue = fine.

One finger = sure, if you want to get punched in the face.

Toys = NEVARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

You've never had a chick stick her pinky up your ass just before you're ready to blow?

Man, are YOU missing out!

shirtsleeve 03-06-2009 04:00 PM
Awesome thread. I didn't read all of it. Did the OP get laid yet?

I chose the white girl. For two reasons. First, she's kinky and will teach him right. Second no kids.

Kids change everything. Ruin timing, change motives. Baggage is not the word for it.

Simply Red 03-06-2009 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5561441)
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

You've never had a chick stick her pinky up your ass just before you're ready to blow?

Man, are YOU missing out!
no, but that's pure ****ing comedy-gold.

keg in kc 03-06-2009 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5561441)
You've never had a chick stick her pinky up your ass just before you're ready to blow?

Man, are YOU missing out!
I actually have, which is the reason I warn of a punch to the face.

shirtsleeve 03-06-2009 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5561441)
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

You've never had a chick stick her pinky up your ass just before you're ready to blow?

Man, are YOU missing out!
Nuthin better! She gives you the reach around just as you are about to pop a nut! Wow!:thumb:

Delano 03-06-2009 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561506)
I actually have, which is the reason I warn of a punch to the face.
keg's very own version of the donkey punch.

luv 03-06-2009 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by shirtsleeve (Post 5561486)
Awesome thread. I didn't read all of it. Did the OP get laid yet?

I chose the white girl. For two reasons. First, she's kinky and will teach him right. Second no kids.

Kids change everything. Ruin timing, change motives. Baggage is not the word for it.
It's not like he's starting a relationship. Her kid should have nothing to do with it. If he's looking for sex, then sex is sex.

keg in kc 03-06-2009 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5561519)
keg's very own version of the donkey punch.
She was more of a cow, but I digress.

shirtsleeve 03-06-2009 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5561528)
It's not like he's starting a relationship. Her kid should have nothing to do with it. If he's looking for sex, then sex is sex.
Assuming he wants to revisit the situation, a 14 year old in the next room can kinda put a big non-wet blanket on the situation. Besides, the other one sounds like she could give him the ride of his life!


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