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Hammock Parties 08-16-2009 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Groves (Post 5978293)
Am I back in the stone age if I think that a churchgoing person's sexual habits are somehow governed by the Bible?
No.

There are a lot of promiscuous people going to church these days. Bunch of hypocrites.

sedated 08-16-2009 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5978285)
they're in the worx.
didn't you say the same thing right before she was getting plowed by some other guy, so loud that you could hear through the walls?

she was probably so disappointed you didn't make a move that she dialed him up again tonight . Be sure to turn your TV volume up tonight so you don't feel "disrespected" again. :shake:

Simply Red 08-16-2009 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5978318)
didn't you say the same thing right before she was getting plowed by some other guy, so loud that you could hear through the walls?

she was probably so disappointed you didn't make a move that she dialed him up again tonight . Be sure to turn your TV volume up tonight so you don't feel "disrespected" again. :shake:
no. Never heard her having sex, what are you talking about?

sedated 08-16-2009 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5978334)
no. Never heard her having sex, what are you talking about?
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5956472)
you mean besides the fact that she is loud as hell and I couldn't sleep last night? None, also, that may've cost her dis' cock.

Simply Red 08-16-2009 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5978342)
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no, i meant her walking around and music, etc... not sex.

Deberg_1990 08-16-2009 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5978334)
no. Never heard her having sex, what are you talking about?


See post #289

sedated 08-16-2009 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5978347)
no, i meant her walking around and music, etc... not sex.
at least 3 people asked you if she had some guy over, and you all but said yes. you said you heard a guy. she likes to f**k and is looking for short-term sex. her roommate told you she is down with casual sex, no doubt because they have talked about her interest in riding you like an grocery store electric horse.

it takes as much as a invitation to your place, some witty comments, and a suggestion to see the paintings (or whatever) in your bedroom...

Simply Red 08-16-2009 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5978366)
at least 3 people asked you if she had some guy over, and you all but said yes. you said you heard a guy. she likes to f**k and is looking for short-term sex. her roommate told you she is down with casual sex, no doubt because they have talked about her interest in riding you like an grocery store electric horse.

it takes as much as a invitation to your place, some witty comments, and a suggestion to see the paintings (or whatever) in your bedroom...
it's the time of my life, and the time is now!

sedated 08-16-2009 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5978374)
it's the time of my life, and the time is now!
according to your philospohy, the time seems to be "in a couple days...I'm the alpha male!"

:whackit:

Rain Man 08-16-2009 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5945969)
Please instuct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.

I don't know if it's been said yet, but the key is to get her close to stall speed and then deploy her flaps while maintaining thrust.

BucsGirl 08-17-2009 02:55 AM
see if she want you to show her a nite on the town.!!!no strings attached!!!she will apprechate that...

Mile High Mania 08-17-2009 04:26 AM
Just don't become the "gay friend" that is always there to talk to and have lunch...

sedated 08-17-2009 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5978374)
it's the time of my life, and the time is now!
so, was the time really "now"?

updates please.

Norman Einstein 08-17-2009 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 5956768)
Make sure it's not out in the woods!
You heard dueling banjo's too?

DJ's left nut 10-02-2009 10:45 AM
I believe this story from Simmons fairly sums up SR's antics here -

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(On the bright side, Georgia reader D. Carl reports, "You haven't posted any e-mails lately from lonely/horny Atlanta chicks, so I thought I'd share a personal experience with you: I went to the new Fado's for my birthday last weekend and within 15 minutes of being in there, two girls grabbed my ass and looked me in the eye as they walked past. Another girl ran her hand down my chest and told me she liked my shirt, which was just an ordinary button-down. This all occurred with my girlfriend STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Tell your readers if they can't score in ATL, then they have less game than JaMarcus Russell after a weekend bender celebrating his win at the World Krystal Eating Championships.")


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