On to the 17th inning stretch...

What the ****. I turned to my local Fox news channel to catch the 10pm news and the Mets and Cards are still scoreless? Do they both suck that bad, or has the pitching been that good?

And we cross the 10 ET mark. Just gonna take the whole FOX schedule down.

Going 0-7 or 0-8 in a game like this has got to suck, but the bright side is, you can get an entire slump out of the way in one day.

See, there you go. Already blown through all the primetime and into the local news.

And we go to the 18th...

JFC LMAO

Ryan Ludwick couldn't have had a worse game on purpose.

Him, Ryan and Holliday have put forward a trio of suck unseen in a looooong time.

Felipe Lopez on to pitch for the Cardinals! LMAO

I know. How will people live without those episodes of "Cops" and "America's Most Wanted". LMAO

Kyle Lohse in LF! This game has officially entered the Twilight Zone.

****. We couldn't move up someone's ****ing side session by a day?

Lopez with that 76 mph gas! LMAO

Crap, he's already doing better than Farnsworth. Sign him up.

Yeah, he looks pretty good. I always find it interesting how many athletes can play out of position. A lot of NFLers can play emergency QB or kicker and do a decent job.