Well, good for her ...

I don't see why, though. We're talking about a feral and savage beast with a giant horn growing out of its head like a freakish tumor who can use that deadly appendage to disembowel and eviscerate every organ in your body with one baleful, lacerating blow to the guts.

Not for me, thank you.

FAX

HAHAHA - Yeah a friend of mine called me from this 3-level bar in Nashville - he said all three levels were loaded w/ hot women and he went up to the top of it and counted - he said there were 45 hot women with him and one other male. I feel like I want to move there! :)

I saw Mahomes put on that 2nd half clinic and all I could think is that the Chiefs just flipped over the mattress. It looks exactly opposite of the Alex Smith Chiefs but the end result is that it's the same mattress.

From Marty to Vermeil, to Pioli, and beyond, it just seems like this team either has a great offense or a great defense but when one is finally Super Bowl caliber, the other is record-setting bad.

She thinks she's a superhero.

You can be a superhero too, with the right unicorn.

A few evenings ago, I was driving down West End Ave. and a car full of girls (about 4 or 5 of them) pulled up alongside me (I was going 35 or so). One of the girls in the back rolled down her window, stuck her hands out the window and, making a circle with her left thumb and forefinger, started running her right forefinger in and out of the circle ... looking at me and smiling all the while. Then she started waving for me to follow them. A very cute posse of well-dressed, highly-dangerous females.

I followed them for about a mile, then I thought, "What in the hell are you doing, man?" Then I pulled into Zoe's for a salad.

It's a little crazy here.

FAX

I think I know that bar, by the way. It's the one down on Lower Broad, right?

I haven't been there yet. Was your friend visiting? A tourist type of deal?

EDIT: I'm asking because if it's the same bar, it's more of a tourist place than a "townie" sort of place.

FAX

Good call man. You probably saved yourself from a life with one kidney.

my next vacation is only 4 hrs away! :D

Nah, it is very different this time my friend. As bad as the defense is, with "My Homie" you now have literally a legit shot of making the SB in spite of previous urine stained mattresses. "My Homie" provides that high performance "Sleep Number" mattress with so many choices in spite of being in the same bedroom with a urine stained mattress.:D

ROFL

Or worse.

I honestly think the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX would take the other one in the settlement.

FAX

Yes he was.

Defense peed on both sides of our mattress.

Actually they only peed on one side. It was just so much that it soaked all the way through...

DJ-esus can place his healing hands on our urine-soaked bedding and turn it into a pristine, immaculate cloud upon which we can rest our troubled heads from now until March and beyond.

Doesn't that make you feel freaking awesome?

FAX