She could be a gusher.

Excellent 1,000th post.

:eek: ROFL

My first time on the CP in a month which I've spent reading 700 posts of this thread so I feel I have to post my $.02 or this time will have been for naught - haha.

For the record, I would probably get with the chick on the -dbags right in post #1 - but she could stand to lose some weight. haha

Blonde chick in post #1 not hot. haha

Butterface - Peter Griffin said it the best "It's like trying to pick the winner between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristen Dunst in a hot body/weird face contest." LOL (Thought I'd change it up for variety's sake)

Anyone who needs to brag about their car, money they make, or hotness of chicks they are banging are just sad. (BTW, I'm 27 - not some old dude).

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You're stupid enough that the bi married guys can hit on you hard with no fear
who they going to believe right
get some braincells

I did get a replay from the admin of hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

"Hah, that's great. He's a total douche. - DB1"

And he's an authority...

and on his authority. Move this thread clogging up page one to Hall of Classics.

I note a marked lack of comment on the other half of their criteria. ROFL ROFL

You are such a nerd. :p

because they were so smokin' hot. :rolleyes:

I am going to say this one should be moved to the HOC but it should be merged with his other one. He does not deserve two HOC threads even if it is ignominiously.

LMAO

Actually, I believe I was recently crowned "King Geek". Just because I knew the Prince's name in Heavy Metal was Ard...did I deserve that? :p

Isn't that the chick from Atlanta(?) that was reported missing when in fact she had got cold feet and bailed to Vegas?

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...d_4p.widec.jpg

Wow. Someone in his 20's is banging average bubbleheads.


Most everyone has lived that life at one point or another.


You'rE just another average joe, with a little of "look at me, I'm a douche" sprinkled on top.

And a speeding ticket

Is that filipina girl's name Lyn? If so, you got sloppy seconds.

BTW. You think saying "here, take a picture of us" is proof of getting laid?

WoW.

I agree. I may even merge it with the "I stole a laptop" thread and edit the thread starter to link to where the other two threads start. He isn't worthy of more than one, IMO.

My current plan is to move this thread to the Hall of Classics this evening and let it die, finally. If any of you have strong objections to that, please let me know.

Could you at least wait until he sends me his order?

Haha over 1000 replies wow the obsession is very strong here.

And I have won this thread hands down. NONE of you posted pics of yourselves yet you think you are better looking that I am or something yet there is no proof to back it up haha. I win hands down.

Oh and I cant wait til Thursday night to hang out with the other blonde should be fun.

Once again I win.

Oh, now I see. You want us to post pictures of OURSELVES.

That's VERY telling.

You area ****. I am 38 years old and I can pwn you in both women and bench press!

(proof)

Once again you have proven JACK.

Other than the fact that you are an attention whore who likes to take fully clothed pictures with girls, and feels the need to be vindicated by strangers.

WOW. clap, clap. Come back with some real evidence.
Not even a picture of a kiss.

Here in So. Fla. those girls you've shown(standing with you?) are a dime a million.

did 2bikemike die?

Another awesome post by Mr. Midnight_Douchebag. Never saw that coming.

FAX

and Here's a girl I was with the other night when I was trying out for the team (proof)

Are you selling him a monkey?

WHEN EPIC THREADS COLLIDE!!!!!

Heh how bout a Tiny Tynes decking Midnight Douche?

Damn straight. I think that furry little fucker would look great on him.

I can easily see more douche bags like this coming out of the shit hole ghetto that is Atlanta.

....

I didn't claim to be better looking than you, just a better human being.

Undeniable resemblance.

Nah, Rooster's douche actually has some muscles.

Now there's a sentence you don't hear every day.

Props to Rooster's douche.

FAX

I like how roosters douche flexes his triceps for the pic. Douche indeed.

I’ll take, “Words I never though would be used in the same sentence” for $1000, Alex.

ROFL ROFL

What did you win? It's definetely not respect IMO.

Got to give this assclown his due over 20k veiws and 1k replies with very little subject change. Outstanding! if you are going to be a troll you may as well be a good one!

Bwhahaa you didnt own me in anything other than the fact that you are clearly white trash and whats up with wearing sunglasses indoors???ROFL

Says the guy with a ****in queer ass pierced eyebrow

way to go guy!!!!! ROFL

Strangely, I have to agree. And from my point of view, it's actually been mildly entertaining. I still haven't figured out if everyone still arguing about it is taking him seriously or not, but it's humorous either way.

I would think semen getting into the eye brow piecing would cause infection. Or an easy way to get an std. I am pretty sure you aren't worred about the ladder

While you're moving shit around, bring DraftPlanet back.

Dude, you've been owned up and down by everybody on the board, including the alpha douchebags. You're a D-league douchebag. Claythan out d-bagged you, with his Jedi-douchebag-mind-trick...

"These aren't the douchebags we're looking for..."

:p

HAH! White trash? If I recall correctly, Tiny sold his house for a cool Million.

How much is your in your trailer worth?

I'm starting to love that picture atop the thread. The dude just has a dead look in his eyes, like he has no joy in who he is or what he does.

There was no joy in Mudville. The Mighty Casey struck out.

Much more than a million.

And who in their right mind would insult the guy who wrote "Wingman" for the Coors Light ad campaign?

Midnight Douchebag, preaching to ChiefsPlanet.

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Why do you think he has to lie about banging chicks in hopes of being accepted by strangers.

Pathetic.

damn you guys are bored.

Dude takes pictures with girls, which I guess is supposed to mean he's banged them.

He's banged a handful of dudes by that measuring stick.

(pics to prove it)

Damn. Did he seriously write wing man?

I knew he did hollywood commercials, and stuff, but coining the wingman thing definitely earns him a platinum man card.

haha nice house d00d you must get women haha

He most certainly wrote "Wingman".

Fellas, you're in the company of one funny mother****er.

Yea, he thinks a picture of him standing next to a girl proves a damn thing.

This guy is a total joke.

When I was six I took a picture next to Ariel at DisneyWorld.

Yup. Totally did her.

Yup. And you just can't help but watch it.

You too? LMAO

Now SHE was a 10.

This thread has been TYNESED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If that doesn't put the ChiefsPlanet stamp of approval on this HOF candidate, nothing will.

Imagine that. Someone who actually has something that he could be acting like hot shit about, doesn't.

And some wanna be playa who's been watching to many music vidoes in his ghetto ass atlanta environment, thinks he's a ****ing pimp, because he's in the same photo as some average bubbleheads.

This guy is no different than those little boston punks with the tanning bed burns, and spikey hair.

And seriously, a tanning bed tan, and an eybrow ring. Total queerrage.

You forgot to mention the dimestore necklace featured in every pic.

"Boys Town" is a callin'.

http://www.allbusiness.com/retail-trade/clothing-clothing-accessories-stores-stores/4506056-1.html



This story about douches could help his case

Okay, okay. Throttle back fellas.

Bwhahaha am I supposed to be impressed by that???! A ranch house with a tiny swimming pool in it?ROFL

Nice try but no you lose once again.

I am 25 years old and am already doing very well for myself financially. Like I said before, I will be making 6 figures by the time I am 30 easily. The way I have networked it has gotten me far and I will go even farther.

You say you are almost 40 and you have been living in that puny little ranch house??? Bwahaha I dont know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you.

Either way, hit the gym. Your arms are small and you are as white as a ghost too.

ROFL

Puny ranch house...

What a ****ing moron.

Could you possibly be a bigger dumb****?

That's a $1.4 million dollar home in the Hollywood Hills.

Do you even own a home? Or anything, for that matter?

Midnight, I understand that you are enjoying the attention. That's good. But, are you going to make an effort to move beyond this thread and become a good ChiefsPlanet citizen/member?

ROFLROFL Tiny Ranch house:LOL: Waht a ****ing dipshit.

Do you really think that's even possible?

I would think that for $1.4 million, they'd at least take the net off the pool and let you swim.

Yes.

25? facial jewelry?