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OrtonsPiercedTaint 11-05-2013 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10162747)
Get em blueballs

Be careful
KnowMo will want to give you
a full ball massage

FlaChief58 11-05-2013 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 10162766)
Be careful
KnowMo will want to give you
a full ball massage with his lips

FYP

Quesadilla Joe 11-08-2013 12:05 PM

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Denver favored by 7 over San Diego. According to @RJinVegas, it's the first time in decade Chargers have been that big an underdog at home.
https://twitter.com/LATimesfarmer/st...19835250884608

Rausch 11-08-2013 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10169850)

It's conservative.

I'd expect a close game until the 4th when Rivers finally goes full-on-Rivers and fumbles/throws a pick 6.

34-24 final...

Bowser 11-08-2013 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10169850)

Bet the Chargers. That's like stealing money.

Rausch 11-08-2013 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10169855)
Bet the Chargers. That's like stealing money.

Bet the chargers to cover 7?

No thank you...

Bowser 11-08-2013 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10169857)
Bet the chargers to cover 7?

No thank you...

Eh, the Chargers are at home with a very good offense going against that Denver defense. We might see another 51-48 shootout...

Pasta Little Brioni 11-08-2013 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10169850)

Two Fonzie Cool Points

TLO 11-08-2013 01:41 PM


FlaChief58 11-08-2013 02:45 PM

Chargers win a shootout 12-3

Prison Bitch 11-08-2013 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10169857)
Bet the chargers to cover 7?

No thank you...

Sagarin has it at 7.27. However, he assigns 3.88 this year for home field, so his rating suggests a true spread of only 3.39.

ILChief 11-09-2013 08:21 AM

Just so you know if SD wins, Denver gave the game away. Denver has never been beaten, they just give victories to the other teams

Pasta Little Brioni 11-09-2013 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ILChief (Post 10171525)
Just so you know if SD wins, Denver gave the game away. Denver has never been beaten, they just give victories to the other teams

Sounds alot like Beaker bball

Mother****erJones 11-09-2013 10:34 AM

Does knomo have an original thought? Or does he only use other peoples thoughts

Pasta Little Brioni 11-09-2013 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 10171634)
Does knomo have an original thought? Or does he only use other peoples thoughts

He's a Bronco PR Spambot

Mother****erJones 11-09-2013 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10171641)
He's a Bronco PR Spambot

Definitely a spambot

RealSNR 11-09-2013 03:32 PM

Are you ready to lose to the Chargers tomorrow, Knowmo?

I'll be on a flight back from Pittsburgh, so I sadly won't get to see it live. Too bad.

Bowser 11-09-2013 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10172321)
Are you ready to lose to the Chargers tomorrow, Knowmo?

I'll be on a flight back from Pittsburgh, so I sadly won't get to see it live. Too bad.

Keep your phone on. We'll keep you updated.

Pasta Little Brioni 11-09-2013 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10172321)
Are you ready to lose to the Chargers tomorrow, Knowmo?

I'll be on a flight back from Pittsburgh, so I sadly won't get to see it live. Too bad.

Listen closely and you might hear the sound of Knowmo turning the game off at halftime.

threebag 11-09-2013 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10172367)
Listen closely and you might hear the sound of Knowmo turning the game off at halftime.

He shuts it off right after he hears "This Dick Isn't Going To Suck Itself."

MIAdragon 11-09-2013 05:17 PM

Can a mod please replace the OP's power ranking with the most current one found here pls.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/powerrankings

TimBone 11-09-2013 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 10172466)
Can a mod please replace the OP's power ranking with the most current one found here pls.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/powerrankings

lol....Prisco REALLY hates that he has to put the Chiefs #1. If he believes what he says, then I wish he'd quit being a pussy about it and rank them where he wants to rank them. There is no rule that undefeated teams have to be ranked ahead of teams with losses.

Hammock Parties 11-10-2013 06:26 PM

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3546329/manninghurt.gif

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-10-2013 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10175925)

The most beautiful play of the Dungver season. Here's to many, many more.

stonedstooge 11-10-2013 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10175925)

He's lucky he landed on his forehead

OrtonsPiercedTaint 11-10-2013 06:53 PM

I bet his got his ankles wrapped with pipping hot Dominos cheese pizzas.

GordonGekko 11-10-2013 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 10176047)
I bet his got his ankles wrapped with pipping hot Dominos cheese pizzas.

Papa Johns

Quesadilla Joe 11-10-2013 06:58 PM

You bitches aren't playing a backup QB this week. It's reality check time for the Chiefs.

Mother****erJones 11-10-2013 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10176070)
You bitches aren't playing a backup QB this week. It's reality check time for the Chiefs.

ROFL you're a gutless bet welching pussy. GTFO

The Bad Guy 11-10-2013 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10176070)
You bitches aren't playing a backup QB this week. It's reality check time for the Chiefs.

You live in a Dungeons and Dragons world. You're about 10 steps below Claynus too.

**** your mother and the Broncos this week.

Strongside 11-10-2013 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10176070)
You bitches aren't playing a backup QB this week. It's reality check time for the Chiefs.

And you bundle of stickss aren't playing a peewee defense. Get ready for pain, ****wad.

MMXcalibur 11-10-2013 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10176070)
You bitches aren't playing a backup QB this week. It's reality check time for the Chiefs.

Not true: we will be playing a backup QB.
After we put Peyton on a stretcher in the first quarter.

Strongside 11-10-2013 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 10176087)
Not true: we will be playing a backup QB.
After we put Peyton on a stretcher in the first quarter.

OOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!! Burrrn.

SPchief 11-10-2013 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10176070)
You bitches aren't playing a backup QB this week. It's reality check time for the Chiefs.

I wish your whore of a mom had aborted you. Bet welcher

RealSNR 11-10-2013 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10176070)
You bitches aren't playing a backup QB this week. It's reality check time for the Chiefs.

Did you or did you not agree to stop posting on Chiefs Planet for one year if the Broncos lost to the Ravens in the playoffs?

I don't care what you thought about the terms. Did you agree to the bet? Yes or no?

Rams Fan 11-10-2013 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10176070)
You bitches aren't playing a backup QB this week. It's reality check time for the Chiefs.

Says the guy whose team made Andrew Luck look like an all pro.

RealSNR 11-10-2013 07:07 PM

Rams > Donks

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-10-2013 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Dumbass (Post 10176070)
You bitches aren't playing a backup QB this week. It's reality check time for the Chiefs.

When we send your old-assed, gimping, limping, crybaby BITCH to the locker room, I want you to imagine a cold, un-lubed, double-donger sliding it's way up your prepubescent asshole.

FlaChief58 11-10-2013 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 10176097)
I wish your whore of a mom had aborted you. Bet welcher

She did, he's what they swept off the floor

Clyde Frog 11-10-2013 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10176112)
When we send your old-assed, gimping, limping, crybaby BITCH to the locker room, I want you to imagine a cold, un-lubed, double-donger sliding it's way up your prepubescent asshole.

Stop, you're turning him on.

ShowtimeSBMVP 11-10-2013 07:12 PM

Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 1m
That's not great news >>> RT @bylindsayhjones Peyton Manning says he's really sore. Will have an MRI tomorrow.

The Bad Guy 11-10-2013 07:12 PM

He better ****ing play.

Strongside 11-10-2013 07:13 PM

**** man...he better be ready to go. I want zero excuses from these assholes when we shit on their doorstep.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-10-2013 07:14 PM

Rub some dirt on it, bundle of sticks. Play ball!

FlaChief58 11-10-2013 07:15 PM

And so the excuses begin in typical donkey fashion...

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-10-2013 07:17 PM

Let's grease our jersey's up for old time's sake. Return the favor.

tredadda 11-10-2013 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 10176124)
He better ****ing play.

^ This. No excuses when we beat them.

vailpass 11-10-2013 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 10176122)
Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 1m
That's not great news >>> RT @bylindsayhjones Peyton Manning says he's really sore. Will have an MRI tomorrow.

You don't want to hear it and I don't want to say it but...I'd like to see Denver sit manning for the next two weeks to get him healthy.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-10-2013 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10176205)
You don't want to hear it and I don't want to say it but...I'd like to see Denver sit manning for the next two weeks to get him healthy.

No way man, we've got a job to finish! :)

FlaChief58 11-10-2013 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10176205)
You don't want to hear it and I don't want to say it but...I'd like to see Denver sit manning for the next two weeks to get him healthy.

ROFL You skeerd brah?

Strongside 11-10-2013 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10176205)
You don't want to hear it and I don't want to say it but...I'd like to see Denver sit manning for the next two weeks to get him healthy.

Why? So we can secure home field advantage and a 1st round bye and so that he can ultimately lose in Arrowhead in the playoffs?

tredadda 11-10-2013 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10176205)
You don't want to hear it and I don't want to say it but...I'd like to see Denver sit manning for the next two weeks to get him healthy.

Rest him in three weeks. I want the Chiefs to face Peyton twice and punish him in both games. It will serve us well come playoff time should the two teams meet again. I want to see the look in Peyton's eyes thinking about playing our defense a possible third time.

The Bad Guy 11-10-2013 07:38 PM

Rest Manning against a 9-0 team and a 7-2 team?

Have you gone mad?

vailpass 11-10-2013 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 10176214)
ROFL You skeerd brah?

Honest answer? Not at all. I have respect for the KC D but that offense just isn't ready for prime time yet. Denver doesn't need to win next week to get in. I'd much rather have a healthy PM on the road than a banned up PM at home. And tonight he looks banged up.

vailpass 11-10-2013 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10176207)
No way man, we've got a job to finish! :)

:D I feel ya'.

vailpass 11-10-2013 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 10176235)
Rest Manning against a 9-0 team and a 7-2 team?

Have you gone mad?

It's about the playoffs, so yes. Especially if the MRI shows something...

stonedstooge 11-10-2013 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10176205)
You don't want to hear it and I don't want to say it but...I'd like to see Denver sit manning for the next two weeks to get him healthy.

He just had two weeks to get healthy. A couple more weeks after today probably won't help much

vailpass 11-10-2013 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 10176222)
Rest him in three weeks. I want the Chiefs to face Peyton twice and punish him in both games. It will serve us well come playoff time should the two teams meet again. I want to see the look in Peyton's eyes thinking about playing our defense a possible third time.

Unless you're a hot blonde chick that just got done coating my junk in duck butter while riding reverse cowgirl I pretty much don't care what you want.:)

threebag 11-10-2013 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 10176122)
Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 1m
That's not great news >>> RT @bylindsayhjones Peyton Manning says his asshole is really sore. Will have an SAFE kit tomorrow.

Let the raping of The Donks begin!!!

POND_OF_RED 11-10-2013 08:00 PM

Definitely rest him for the playoffs. We all know a rested Manning shines in the playoffs. Lol.

tredadda 11-10-2013 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10176283)
Unless you're a hot blonde chick that just got done coating my junk in duck butter while riding reverse cowgirl I pretty much don't care what you want.:)

ROFL That is pretty descriptive. Oh and I figured you wouldn't care what I want. Doesn't change anything though.

vailpass 11-10-2013 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 10176372)
ROFL That is pretty descriptive. Oh and I figured you wouldn't care what I want. Doesn't change anything though.

Oh Shit did I say that out loud?
I'm pretty sure Denver's coaches will agree with you...

RealSNR 11-10-2013 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 10176122)
Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer 1m
That's not great news >>> RT @bylindsayhjones Peyton Manning says he's really sore. Will have an MRI tomorrow.

That's funny.

I want Peyton to play, but it's still funny. Any pain bestowed on him is funny.

rockymtnchief 11-10-2013 08:49 PM

NOBODY can hold Denver under 40 points this year!!!-Knowshit

tredadda 11-10-2013 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 10176529)
NOBODY can hold Denver under 40 points this year!!!-Knowshit

Denver let up. They wanted to keep it close./Knowmo

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-10-2013 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 10176529)
NOBODY can hold Denver under 40 points this year!!!-Knowshit

It's gonna' be a low-scoring day in ol' Pile High, yes.

Pasta Little Brioni 11-10-2013 09:46 PM

That lil shit try to spin this yet?

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-10-2013 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10176745)
That lil shit try to spin this yet?

Nah, he's down at the hospital, massaging Peyty's prostate with his tongue in order to speed the healing process.

Pasta Little Brioni 11-10-2013 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 10176754)
Nah, he's down at the hospital, massaging Peyty's prostate with his tongue in order to speed the healing process.

Stepdad got the night off eh?

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-10-2013 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10176764)
Stepdad got the night off eh?

LMAO

MagicHef 11-10-2013 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10176745)
That lil shit try to spin this yet?

Spin a divisional road win as a positive?

Only Knowmo would be so bold.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-10-2013 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10176802)
Spin a divisional road win as a positive?

Only Knowmo would be so bold.

The Floor does not recognize Mr. Prostate at this time...

RealSNR 11-10-2013 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10176802)
Spin a divisional road win as a positive?

Only Knowmo would be so bold.

I want to like you, dude.

Do NOT take Knowmo's side on this.

Pasta Little Brioni 11-10-2013 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10176802)
Spin a divisional road win as a positive?

Only Knowmo would be so bold.

Talkin about the injury. Fetch Sweets another sake.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-10-2013 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10176827)
Talkin about the injury. Fetch Sweets another sake.

ROFL

WINNING.

MagicHef 11-10-2013 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10176813)
I want to like you, dude.

Do NOT take Knowmo's side on this.

To be clear, my intent was to make fun of PGM, not defend Knowmo.

Pasta Little Brioni 11-10-2013 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 10176907)
To be clear, my intent was to make fun of PGM, not defend Knowmo.

...and fail u did

Quesadilla Joe 11-13-2013 12:19 AM

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Jay Kornegay, Exec. at LVH in Vegas, says if Peyton Manning was fully healthy, Broncos would be as much as 10 pt. favorite. #broncos #chiefs
https://twitter.com/LesShapiro/statu...67993504288768

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Jay Kornegay, exec. at LVH/Vegas, says most overrated stat when setting spread is record. Doesn't believe KC is that good.
https://twitter.com/LesShapiro/statu...71775663374336

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Broncos D better than KC D over last 3 gms. And Den faced Luck, RGIII and Rivers. KC faced Keenum, JCampbell and Theul.
https://twitter.com/LesShapiro/statu...05374056263681

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Last 3 gms, Broncos gave up 929 yds, KC 1104. Broncoshad 4 INTs, KC-2. Broncos had 9 sacks, KC-6. And Broncos played better QBs. #broncos
https://twitter.com/LesShapiro/statu...08294499799040

POND_OF_RED 11-13-2013 12:28 AM

Last 3 games 3-0. 2-1.

mr. tegu 11-13-2013 12:50 AM

Knowmo's Homer Thread
 
After the Chiefs win on Sunday the internets are going to be epic that night and the next day.


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