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KC native 04-15-2014 12:49 PM
LMAO "giving up the bullshit that dries the gash up"

Discuss Thrower 04-15-2014 12:52 PM
Hey, I've already figured out the main thrust of what Penz is saying. I've got no value to women and I'm 100% okay with that.

I have total freedom over every waking hour and there isn't a single woman on earth that will ever be worth it to sacrifice my freedom for.

Porn. Beer. Sports on TV. Bowling. Eating unhealthy food. Why the **** would I give anything of that up?

Demonpenz 04-15-2014 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10563952)
Hey, I've already figured out the main thrust of what Penz is saying. I've got no value to women and I'm 100% okay with that.

I have total freedom over every waking hour and there isn't a single woman on earth that will ever be worth it to sacrifice my freedom for.

Porn. Beer. Sports on TV. Bowling. Eating unhealthy food. Why the **** would I give anything of that up?
Ain't nothing wrong with that, hell you might even get a sea sloth to **** you ever blue moon. It is the people who want it both ways that piss me the **** off.

"I WANT TO BE FAT, WATCH SPORTS, SEND A CUTE LITTLE TEXT, and **** a 10" sorry pussy. You don't pick up a bat once a week and hit the ball like Bonds.

Canofbier 04-15-2014 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10563819)
Unfortunately I have to agree with DaKCMan but I'm a bit torn. On the one hand, I know chicks don't like boring dudes but on the other, you're being yourself and I think that's probably the most important thing.

One thing I'll say, if I may, don't talk about serious shit like that the first go 'round. If the chick is in med school, the last thing she wants to talk about is med school. I'd reserve those kinds of discussions for once you're familiar with each other and are looking to find out what's under the surface.

That's just my opinion, though.
The good news is that I'm a lot more interesting/fun in person.

Fair point about the med school bit, though. This particular chick didn't offer much extra information, but I could have thought of something else cheeky to say if I had tried.

Then again, your advice has been made obsolete by fifty pages of golden dating know-how from our good friend Penz.

Hammock Parties 04-15-2014 01:27 PM
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keg in kc 04-15-2014 03:28 PM
You say "in rehab at 40" like it's a bad thing, rather than a true coming of age moment!

keg in kc 04-15-2014 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10563952)
Hey, I've already figured out the main thrust of what Penz is saying. I've got no value to women and I'm 100% okay with that.

I have total freedom over every waking hour and there isn't a single woman on earth that will ever be worth it to sacrifice my freedom for.

Porn. Beer. Sports on TV. Bowling. Eating unhealthy food. Why the **** would I give anything of that up?
If this was a rom-com, this would be the point that Jennifer Lawrence walks into your life and saves you from yourself.

ThaVirus 04-15-2014 03:35 PM
Keg in KC is the fully realized, older version of Discuss Thrower. You two should hook up sometime for a brewski.

KC native 04-15-2014 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10563952)
Hey, I've already figured out the main thrust of what Penz is saying. I've got no value to women and I'm 100% okay with that.

I have total freedom over every waking hour and there isn't a single woman on earth that will ever be worth it to sacrifice my freedom for.

Porn. Beer. Sports on TV. Bowling. Eating unhealthy food. Why the **** would I give anything of that up?
bcuz pussy

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KC native 04-15-2014 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10564271)
Keg in KC is the fully realized, older version of Discuss Thrower. You two should hook up sometime for a brewski.
LMAO

keg in kc 04-15-2014 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10564271)
Keg in KC is the fully realized, older version of Discuss Thrower. You two should hook up sometime for a brewski.
Maybe once he reaches the 'resigned acceptance' stage.

ThaVirus 04-15-2014 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10564279)
Maybe once he reaches the 'resigned acceptance' stage.

That is the difference.

He's yet to accept it while you've fully embraced it. And for that, I salute you.

Discuss Thrower 04-15-2014 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10564279)
Maybe once he reaches the 'resigned acceptance' stage.
And when do I reach such a level.

keg in kc 04-15-2014 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10564342)
And when do I reach such a level.
You'll know you're close when your friends start calling you eeyore.

Discuss Thrower 04-15-2014 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10564348)
You'll know you're close when your friends start calling you eeyore.
So two years ago.


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